I don't think it's ugly, in fact I like the looks of Aspens, two and four door. Slow? Heck yes. IF IF IF it was a 318 and pristine condition MAYBE $7500. But it's not pristine and geez the hiked up rear end looks dumb IMO.
Here's a pristine Volare on BaT and bid is at $13,500! Nicer car but still!