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I suggested to my wife I thought I'd look great with a beard, but she gave me one of those looks. I guess that meant no.

Some time after I got married my wife asked me to grow a beard. She hated my rough stubble and thought a beard might be softer. It was. Years later she said she couldn't remember what I looked like without the beard and asked me to cut it off. Next day she said grow it back. I could tell it wasn't a suggestion. blush


In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.