Well what do I look like for ASSuming lol.

My car sits real low with a milodon pan. I have driven it all over the country and have not hit the pan. I think there is for sure some luck and a tiny bit of skill but my oil pan has lived a very long healthy life, even with these goat paths in Oklahoma. I use the energy suspension poly bumpstops, the car sits very close to them at ride height but they are the right softness that they don't mess up the ride and they keep the pan off the ground.

See picture for ride height reference. I went and measured my K frame for someone on here one time and it sits a little less than a beer can off the ground. A regular beer can not those tall and slim low carb beer cans