i just don't get my hair cut, so the only things hanging on the walls are pictures in the house, and "stuff" in the garage.
when i am asked if i hunt, i just say "i didn't loose anything"..............
when asked if i fish, i say "i didn't throw anything into the river, so i ain't about to fish it out"................

and i'm too old to be a "manly man" anyway..........