Years ago in one of the small towns I hung out in a married woman showed up at the local hospital with a 16 year old kid with gashes on his winky. She wouldn't tell the doctor what happened so they called the cops. Turned out her and the kid were out drinking and she decided to grease his weasel while he was driving. When the kid popped his weasel he lost it and hit a parked car.

It was quite a mess. She ended up divorced, and got a dui for letting the kid drive drunk, contributing since she bought the booze, and having the kid out after curfew. Kinda think she used her weasel greasing skills to avoid jail time for diddling a minor.