UHH, hope this ones OK LOL,

Bet she won't do that again, at least not while ?
NOT SURE HOW TO TITLE THIS ONE? LOL

So he lost his head.......and wrecked his car at the same time?

Sad to see that happen but funny pic of the one with the pants down at the ankles.

FedEx delivers!

the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.

Delicately worded, which kinda made it even funnier.
Some things are best enjoyed with the car static...

While driving truck once many years ago on the highway I looked down into a car going by and saw a similar thing going on. The lady passenger was kneeling on her seat with hr head near the steering wheel over him and it was quite obvious what they were doing!

I'll plead the 5th

Not obvious at all...Those contact lenses are hard to find....

No happy ending for him! Guess having his member intact is good enough.

A LONG time ago (1990?) I was going thru Alabama I think on I-65 when I saw w-a-y off in the distance a car coming up behind me FAST. As it got closer, I saw something fluttering around on the roof of the car. A roof rack cover? A flag? Nope.........

It was a Bandit style T-top Trans Am with the tops off. What I saw fluttering around was a girls long blond hair as her head popped in and out of the open T-top while she...uh....sat on his lap. (No, neither one was nekid. )

Years ago in one of the small towns I hung out in a married woman showed up at the local hospital with a 16 year old kid with gashes on his winky. She wouldn't tell the doctor what happened so they called the cops. Turned out her and the kid were out drinking and she decided to grease his weasel while he was driving. When the kid popped his weasel he lost it and hit a parked car.

It was quite a mess. She ended up divorced, and got a dui for letting the kid drive drunk, contributing since she bought the booze, and having the kid out after curfew. Kinda think she used her weasel greasing skills to avoid jail time for diddling a minor.