Since it appears that you are the resident speaker for the "Not getting any" club, try adjusting your tone. I doubt anyone here cares for your pissy responses.
First time.....Yeah, a subject that often brings back fond memories.
I've been banned for some silly things on this forum. One of them was for mentioning this sort of thing but with a bit spicier verbiage.
I had a 69 Dart when my time came along but the deed didn't occur there. The road leading up to it did though!
There's a commonly accepted saying among those more mature and I'm sure all of you Mo' Farts have heard it:
"those that talk about it.............aren't doing it"
