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1st Home Run in a Mopar?

Posted By: 56_Royal_Lancer

1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/15/21 06:39 PM

I rarely start random threads, and perhaps this topic is too off-the-wall, but it came up when talking with a friend that lives and breathes Mopar. I mentioned off-handedly that my “first time” was with Debbie J in the back of my Dodge. What Dodge? An Omni O24 Sport. Now, if you were to arrive to pick up your date in a van, chances are Dad would have a talk with you. But an O24? Heck, flip the front seats forward and the back seat down and presto! Instant ball room. And to add an extra helping of Americana, it was at the Heath Drive-In theater. So yeah, it sounds like a line from a Springsteen or Mellencamp song: “… I left my virginity in the back of a Dodge at the drive-in movies…”
So how about it, Moparts? Any other Mopar "first timers" here?
Sadly, It didn’t work out between Debbie and I. She drove an Oldsmobile. And like a typical car guy, I still have pictures of the car, but not the girl.

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Posted By: Grizzly

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/15/21 08:54 PM

Good Gawd, it's Idiot Day on Mo' Farts. shake_head



Started with some Guy who needs to ask the World Wide Web what car he should drive, and now this guy talking about his high school wet dreams.

Yahoo: in the name of all that is holy, please bring back your comments section so I can get the hell out of this place.
Posted By: oldjonny

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/15/21 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Grizzly
Good Gawd, it's Idiot Day on Mo' Farts. shake_head



Started with some Guy who needs to ask the World Wide Web what car he should drive, and now this guy talking about his high school wet dreams.

Yahoo: in the name of all that is holy, please bring back your comments section so I can get the hell out of this place.


You REALLY need to up your Lithium.
Posted By: Butterscotch71

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/15/21 10:24 PM

I had a TC3 (Plymouth version)...not much room back there...
Posted By: dOrk !

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/15/21 10:29 PM

bS .. I really liked my 81 TC3 Miser ... until I got rear ended ...

OFFERED a guy at Highland Park Chrysler engineering 28 hun for his !
Posted By: poorboy

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/15/21 11:28 PM

I worked on enough of those crap boxes back then, I sure wasn't going to own one.

The 85 Lebaron GTS was a much better car, but by then, I was way past getting lucky in any car (married 7 years with 2 kids). At home was much better.

Come to think about it, the back seat, or any place in a car wasn't really something I was interested in, I had much better options, even at 16.
Posted By: dOrk !

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 12:17 AM

I’m a TALL BOY that slept quite well in the back of mine !

And I got BUSY several times with a 5’10” chick !

It wasn’t like the Hilton ... but it worked for me at the time smoke
Posted By: Sunroofcuda

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 12:32 AM

Let me tell y'all, it's a sure bet in the back seat of a '70 Cuda. Where there is a will, there is a way. Call it teen spirit. Oh baby, those were the days!
Posted By: Rhinodart

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 01:01 AM

I still have the 85 Shelby Charger Turbo we bought barely used in 1986. Have an 85 Charger parts car whenever I decide to restore it, LOL..
Posted By: Kern Dog

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Grizzly
Good Gawd, it's Idiot Day on Mo' Farts. shake_head



Started with some Guy who needs to ask the World Wide Web what car he should drive, and now this guy talking about his high school wet dreams.

Yahoo: in the name of all that is holy, please bring back your comments section so I can get the hell out of this place.

Since it appears that you are the resident speaker for the "Not getting any" club, try adjusting your tone. I doubt anyone here cares for your pissy responses.

First time.....Yeah, a subject that often brings back fond memories.
I've been banned for some silly things on this forum. One of them was for mentioning this sort of thing but with a bit spicier verbiage.
I had a 69 Dart when my time came along but the deed didn't occur there. The road leading up to it did though!

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Posted By: That AMC Guy

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 08:51 AM

While I've never gone all the way in an automobile (I'd like to say I'm too much of a gentleman, but the truth is I'm probably too much of a chicken $#!t).

But, good times were had by all during a gorgeous electrical storm in the back of an Eagle SX/4. Fold the back seats down, and throw a nice blanket in the back. That big hatch glass was a wonderful picture window for the show. Can't say I remember how the storm ended....

Another time was in the front seat of HER '75 Swinger. B5 blue, Tilt Banger with an auto. White Top. "Night Moves" came on the radio and she suddenly came over all frisky. That was a second base run for sure.

*Edit* That kick-started the old memory. Now that I think about it, it was the same girl each time! grin
Posted By: bigdad

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 12:23 PM

Posted By: Grizzly

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Frankenduster

Since it appears that you are the resident speaker for the "Not getting any" club, try adjusting your tone. I doubt anyone here cares for your pissy responses.

First time.....Yeah, a subject that often brings back fond memories.
I've been banned for some silly things on this forum. One of them was for mentioning this sort of thing but with a bit spicier verbiage.
I had a 69 Dart when my time came along but the deed didn't occur there. The road leading up to it did though!


There's a commonly accepted saying among those more mature and I'm sure all of you Mo' Farts have heard it:

"those that talk about it.............aren't doing it" wink
Posted By: tboomer

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 02:10 PM

Do you have any children Grizzley?
Posted By: moparjim79

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by tboomer
Do you have any children Grizzley?


Oh boy
Posted By: oldjonny

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by tboomer
Do you have any children Grizzley?


Oh....please tell us NO. Would hate to envision there are more.
Posted By: wingman

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
... until I got rear ended ...


Considering the topic of this thread, you should have chosen your words more carefully....
Posted By: tboomer

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by wingman
Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
... until I got rear ended ...


Considering the topic of this thread, you should have chosen your words more carefully....


Lol!!! Ol Doc!! eek
Posted By: BIGGERED

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 05:05 PM

Would there have been more room in that Vs an early single cab Ford Ranger?
6'2" 185# of proud back in 1986!!!
Posted By: Sunroofcuda

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 07:11 PM

I bought a 67 Charger from the original owner in Phoenix back around 1985. He insisted we have a beer while my girlfriend was in the house talking with his wife while we were out in front looking over the Charger. He was probably around 60 while I was 28. I was buying the car so he was getting some papers out of the glove box & he was telling me some old stories about him & his beloved Charger. He comes up to me kind of hush-hush with a twinkle in his eyes & says: "you know, when you fold the back seat down, there's plenty of room back there to get laid! The first time I ever got any was back there! Don't say anything - my wife doesn't know."

I thought that was really great for him to tell me that one! I got the biggest kick out of that story!
Posted By: dOrk !

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/16/21 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by tboomer
Originally Posted by wingman
Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
... until I got rear ended ...


Considering the topic of this thread, you should have chosen your words more carefully....


Lol!!! Ol Doc!! eek


dingyMAN ... yes I could have !

And tBlooper ... the CAR was rear ended ! tsk
Posted By: BloFish

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/17/21 04:25 AM

First time was not in a roomy Mopar...Do it in a Datsun laugh2
Posted By: basketcase

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/17/21 02:35 PM

a well endowed Blonde taught me a lot in this.

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Posted By: Butterscotch71

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/18/21 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by tboomer
Do you have any children Grizzley?


I think the better question would be, do you have any friends...
Posted By: larrymopar360

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/18/21 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by wingman
Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
... until I got rear ended ...


Considering the topic of this thread, you should have chosen your words more carefully....
Doc and the 5'10" woman with the big "adam's apple"
Posted By: JDMopar

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/22/21 03:02 AM

73 Challenger 340.....automatic on the column. No need to get in the back seat when a small waisted girl fits right between the buckets. tonguue drool boogie I just wished she hadn't kicked a hole in the headliner....but I never complained about it!! smile
Posted By: dOrk !

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/22/21 03:34 AM

djMOP .. THATS called a pile driver!

To the OCC if ERR ... is that how’it works ...in the back of the sQuAd ? xmaseek
Posted By: 330Scott

Re: 1st Home Run in a Mopar? - 04/22/21 05:07 AM

Not my first, but yeah. '63 330 stationwagon. Great car for the right time in my life. boogie

Maybe that's why I keep hold of this Sport Wagon. Ya just never know.

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