I need Moparts members to sign my petition to get the EPA to locate, then arrest, Mother Nature
who allegedly created this near record breaking cloud of pollution,
which also contains spores of deadly fungi that even kills coral reef animals.

If this big cloud of Sahara dust prevents Katrina-like Hurricanes forming in the next couple weeks,
then we also need all off road driving enthusiasts to bring their vehicles to drive around the Sahara during Hurricane season in the Atlantic, especially on the three huge dry lake beds in the Sahara that Geologists say were full of water 15,000 years ago. {Drivers of VW Touregs especially welcome, if you catch my drift}

Do not ask me about my Go Fund Me project to drop a few dozen massive “Daisy Cutter” propane bombs from C130 rear cargo doors onto just the right uninhabited spots in the Sahara.....

Enjoy the red sunsets.

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