And the reason why there still is not an iron-clad, copper-bottomed, unbreakable, bomb-proof if-you-signed-it-you-must-eat-it waiver and informed consent that has passed SCOTUS?

The (largely Democratic) tort lobby of personal injury & product liability attorneys who control all the legislatures has decided that they make more money permitting, excuse me, encouraging, oh wait, manufacturing frivolous "how was I to know what THIS MAY KILL YOU meant?" lawsuits.

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Great line from "Nashville" (Robert Altman): "You ever ask a lawyer the time of day? He told you how to make a watch, didn't he?".