Oh I ain't spending $700 or a large fraction thereof for the solution. Regardless of if it's in stock or not.

I have a much cheaper solution, it's been posted a few times but one more time

http://autoperformanceengineering.com/html/pickups.html

They say there are no such thing as a stupid question.
They say there is always the exception that proves the rule.
Don't be the exception.