Here it is in "Redneck". Maybe you'll understand it better ...

Varmintally ah w'dn't weld warshers t'th' LCA points. Th' tubes welded into th' K will does a fine job of han'lin' an' spreadin' th' load, cuss it all t' tarnation.

or is this more your speed ...

Pewsonawwy I wouwdn't wewd washews to the WCA points. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De tubes wewded into the K wiww do a fine job of handwing and spweading the woad.