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Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: OzHemi] #402615
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The spy cameras were not operating at the time.

Here is the scene:

While walking down a hill, I go to return the phone to my pocket [and miss]. Phone falls on the ground and bounces so it is perfectly positioned under the sole of my leading foot, just before it touches ground. WHOOSH goes evetS's leading foot out from under him, and he performs a painful split while crumpling to the ground. Beside him can be seen the two halves of his late phone.


Down to just a blue car now.
Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: OzHemi] #402616
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No video needed if you were wearing a thong & using the phone to protect your underparts while sliding.

Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #402617
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No video needed if you were wearing a thong & using the phone to protect your underparts while sliding.




.....well, we all agree actually.




Oh, and so if I wanted to call you next time you were Compton-adjacent, should I call the uphill or downhill part of your yard?

Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: 68HemiB] #402618
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and he performs a painful split while crumpling to the ground. Beside him can be seen the two halves of his late phone.




Just be thankful you could see them.







Without an x-ray.

























Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #402619
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A smellular phone would not, in that case, be a good thing.




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Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #402620
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and he performs a painful split while crumpling to the ground. Beside him can be seen the two halves of his late phone.




Just be thankful you could see them.







Without an x-ray.





























Just think how funny it would have been for me to call him just as the x-ray tech was getting "involved" with the search..

Not sure what one would call that ring tone.

Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: OzHemi] #402621
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Oh, and so if I wanted to call you next time you were Compton-adjacent, should I call the uphill or downhill part of your yard?




Neither hill-adjacent location.

I have the phone forwarded temporarily to a terrorist [aka Tracfone] phone.

I can get my calls just fine, but not texts (an important warning, given how frequently you text me...).


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Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: OzHemi] #402622
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Ring tone?

What if it was set to vib....

Oh, never mind!



Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #402623
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Set the ringtone to "Richard Gere"?






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Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: 68HemiB] #402624
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Oh, and so if I wanted to call you next time you were Compton-adjacent, should I call the uphill or downhill part of your yard?




Neither hill-adjacent location.

I have the phone forwarded temporarily to a terrorist [aka Tracfone] phone.

I can get my calls just fine, but not texts (an important warning, given how frequently you text me...).




I didn't know if you were a text-sorta getter....it sure is easy with my new phone though.

Oh...and CCC is at the bottom of a hill.....do we need to get you some form of safety equipment before going there next?

Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: OzHemi] #402625
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Armageddon!!


"The Armies of our ancestors were lucky, in that they were not trailed by a second army of pencil pushers."
Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: 1_WILD_RT] #402626
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Naw, just some rain.

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Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: 68HemiB] #402627
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Set the ringtone to "Richard Rere"?











Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #402628
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Naw, just some rain.




Be careful of PLF members in boats.

Re: Cellular D'oh!!!! [Re: OzHemi] #402629
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I managed to find a penguin to buy here in Palm Beach, they're everywhere hehehe


Little old ivory Netsuki one


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Not enough vowels in that one to be for real.. [Re: DirectSubjection] #402630
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Netsuki







<---- better head to Google for that one.



Re: Not enough vowels in that one to be for real.. [Re: OzHemi] #402631
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BTW...picked up this today: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152827/

Sure it will be epic..

(just saw it at the store while I was walking around...one of those impulse buys. I am not even going to read the imdb on it before seeing it )

Re: Not enough vowels in that one to be for real.. [Re: OzHemi] #402632
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Save that till tonight...still have some work to do, chasing up a couple vehicles I am waiting to get delivered.

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