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Cyclamates are Aussie friends on bikes. [Re: 68HemiB] #400515
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HEXACHLOROPHENE





Oh ya....like that is not a made up word














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UFOs [Re: OzHemi] #400516
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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.


As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off.


"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.


"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"


"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"


"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"


"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"


"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"


"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"


The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'."


The easy part is jumping out the drive-thru window.
The hard part is getting back in.
Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400517
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Find anything else in the haunted house today Barry?




Well yes actually. An old tin can that once held 10 pounds of MSG, it even has the Good Houskeeping seal of approval.

I'll try to get some photos of it over the weekend, it needs a good cleaning.



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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400518
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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400519
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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400520
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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400521
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10 pound size - perfect for a dish of gravy.


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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: DirectSubjection] #400522
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How many OZs of gravy exactly?

Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400523
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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #400524
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A salute to those that have served [Re: OzHemi] #400525
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Re: Now with more flavor......... [Re: DirectSubjection] #400526
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Excellent!




(having some Keylime pie ice-cream now )

Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: DirectSubjection] #400527
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Glass of vodka


I do have both brownie and dark chocolate/peanut butter Kandykakes around though...


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Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: DirectSubjection] #400528
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I think you owe me one of those from Stu's engine thread?







Vodka would go interesting with keylime

Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: OzHemi] #400529
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A lot of cactus buds growing - I hope I can catch a pic when they bloom, the flowers don't last long...

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Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: DirectSubjection] #400530
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Looks pointy


Nice to see it out of the snow at least.

Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: OzHemi] #400531
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I call it my Pointy Garden

I started with a dozen cactus pads 4 or 5 years ago, between there and another spot I probably have a thousand now.

Low 90s here today - yuck.

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Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: DirectSubjection] #400532
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Low 90s here today - yuck.




I bet your cactus enjoyed it at least




And a thousand of them?

That is a whole lotta pointy Smite going on

Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: OzHemi] #400533
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Re: A salute to those that have served [Re: DirectSubjection] #400534
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That is a very mooooooving story.

And..


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The findings were based on results from specially built respiration chambers..





For some reason I just had a vision of a cow staring in the movie Cube

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