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Amazon Purchases #3029031 03/30/22 05:49 PM 03/30/22 05:49 PM
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho 6 67vertman OP master
67vertman OP master 6 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho	All right, post up yours or your significant others Crazy Amazon Purchase(s) I will start. My wife ordered this from a Amazon seller. Notice were it is made! I could have walked out in my backyard to find that type of stick and I have enough twine to hang myself. she said she wanted a "certain look" And before you ask......I just smiled and bit my tongue, and fixed myself a strong drink! My Monster are real! Living within your means makes life pretty easy.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029036 03/30/22 06:03 PM 03/30/22 06:03 PM
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,592 None 71rm23 master
71rm23 master Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,592 None	Ummm...I'd have to say, [censored]!!!

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 71rm23] #3029037 03/30/22 06:05 PM 03/30/22 06:05 PM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,868 Ontario, Canada S Stanton Don't question me!
Stanton Don't question me! S Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,868 Ontario, Canada	That's a pretty rough looking dildo !!

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029039 03/30/22 06:35 PM 03/30/22 06:35 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,501 N.E. OHIO, USA A12 Too Many Posts
A12 Too Many Posts Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,501 N.E. OHIO, USA	Well it was packaged nicely.....................that must have up'd the shipping if it wasn't "free" shipping or is Prime always free shipping.......looking on the bright side of the glass half full dear Remember this one if your wife intercepts a car part or something you ordered and asks "what's in the box?" Tell her it's something with a certain look

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029041 03/30/22 06:55 PM 03/30/22 06:55 PM
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Hugh Jorgan master Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,906 Wills Point, Texas	Probably has lead all over it......look at the bright side..your problems will soon be over.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: Hugh Jorgan] #3029044 03/30/22 07:17 PM 03/30/22 07:17 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 16,813 Between Houston & Galveston TX SattyNoCar Smarter than no class Flappergass by a mile
SattyNoCar Smarter than no class Flappergass by a mile Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 16,813 Between Houston & Galveston TX	I've got 27 miles of (gulf) coast line just south of me, maybe I need to start a side hustle? John The dream is dead, long live the dream.......😥

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: Stanton] #3029050 03/30/22 07:39 PM 03/30/22 07:39 PM
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IMGTX I Live Here Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 12,234 Looking for a way out of Middl...	Originally Posted by Stanton That's a pretty rough looking dildo !! Thanks I just busted out laughing in class. I am still trying to figure out what it is for? Is it an ornamental thing? A woodpecker feeder? I can't top that one on the odd items purchased but my wife will not throw away things old things when she buys new things. She thinks the cloths hamper in the bathroom needs to be replaced about once or twice a year. The old hampers are not tossed out but become laundry storage in the basement laundry room. Don't ask how many hampers we have down there. Oddly most are tweed or brown wicker that look amazingly like the one she replaced. I lucked out and a busted pipe forced disposal of untold pictures that once hung on the wall upstairs. At least the pictures being tossed out made more room for wicker laundry hampers.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: Stanton] #3029054 03/30/22 07:47 PM 03/30/22 07:47 PM
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho 6 67vertman OP master
67vertman OP master 6 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho	Originally Posted by Stanton That's a pretty rough looking dildo !! Damn, and bigger than me as well! My Monster are real! Living within your means makes life pretty easy.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: A12] #3029056 03/30/22 07:48 PM 03/30/22 07:48 PM
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho 6 67vertman OP master
67vertman OP master 6 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho	Originally Posted by A12 Well it was packaged nicely.....................that must have up'd the shipping if it wasn't "free" shipping or is Prime always free shipping.......looking on the bright side of the glass half full dear Remember this one if your wife intercepts a car part or something you ordered and asks "what's in the box?" Tell her it's something with a certain look Thanks A12, you can bet I am going to use it a time or two. My Monster are real! Living within your means makes life pretty easy.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: SattyNoCar] #3029058 03/30/22 07:49 PM 03/30/22 07:49 PM
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67vertman OP master 6 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho	Originally Posted by Satilite73 I've got 27 miles of (gulf) coast line just south of me, maybe I need to start a side hustle? John, make sure you have the Made in China labels.....that way they will bring more money! My Monster are real! Living within your means makes life pretty easy.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: IMGTX] #3029059 03/30/22 07:51 PM 03/30/22 07:51 PM
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho 6 67vertman OP master
67vertman OP master 6 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho	Originally Posted by IMGTX Originally Posted by Stanton That's a pretty rough looking dildo !! Thanks I just busted out laughing in class. I am still trying to figure out what it is for? Is it an ornamental thing? A woodpecker feeder? I can't top that one on the odd items purchased but my wife will not throw away things old things when she buys new things. She thinks the cloths hamper in the bathroom needs to be replaced about once or twice a year. The old hampers are not tossed out but become laundry storage in the basement laundry room. Don't ask how many hampers we have down there. Oddly most are tweed or brown wicker that look amazingly like the one she replaced. I lucked out and a busted pipe forced disposal of untold pictures that once hung on the wall upstairs. At least the pictures being tossed out made more room for wicker laundry hampers. I like woodpecker feeder.....but alas it is for a macramé project she is doing! My Monster are real! Living within your means makes life pretty easy.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029064 03/30/22 08:04 PM 03/30/22 08:04 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 16,813 Between Houston & Galveston TX SattyNoCar Smarter than no class Flappergass by a mile
SattyNoCar Smarter than no class Flappergass by a mile Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 16,813 Between Houston & Galveston TX	Originally Posted by 67vertman Originally Posted by Satilite73 I've got 27 miles of (gulf) coast line just south of me, maybe I need to start a side hustle? John, make sure you have the Made in China labels.....that way they will bring more money! Good point! John The dream is dead, long live the dream.......😥

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029066 03/30/22 08:26 PM 03/30/22 08:26 PM
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sana member S Joined: Mar 2022 Posts: 2 Wantagh	can you drop the link? thanks!

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029094 03/30/22 11:18 PM 03/30/22 11:18 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 3,042 N.W. Florida F Fat_Mike master
Fat_Mike master F Joined: May 2003 Posts: 3,042 N.W. Florida	Nope, you got me beat. I can't even remember the last thing I bought from Amazon, but I promise it was useful (or resembled something useful). What I'm more curious about is how much that gem cost you???

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: Fat_Mike] #3029099 03/30/22 11:35 PM 03/30/22 11:35 PM
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67vertman OP master 6 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,722 Star Idaho	Originally Posted by Fat_Mike Nope, you got me beat. I can't even remember the last thing I bought from Amazon, but I promise it was useful (or resembled something useful). What I'm more curious about is how much that gem cost you??? I didn't even ask Mike....... My Monster are real! Living within your means makes life pretty easy.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029112 03/31/22 07:38 AM 03/31/22 07:38 AM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 13,574 md M mopars4ever I Live Here
mopars4ever I Live Here M Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 13,574 md	I need to get one.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029123 03/31/22 08:31 AM 03/31/22 08:31 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,376 St. Charles, MO wingman Uncreative Title
wingman Uncreative Title Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,376 St. Charles, MO	Originally Posted by 67vertman Originally Posted by Fat_Mike Nope, you got me beat. I can't even remember the last thing I bought from Amazon, but I promise it was useful (or resembled something useful). What I'm more curious about is how much that gem cost you??? I didn't even ask Mike....... It was $12.99 but now only $11.99. You SAVED a dollar! What the heck are you complaining about? Last edited by wingman; 03/31/22 08:50 AM. 1969 Dodge Coronet Super Bee 383 A4 1970 Plymouth Road Runner 440 FC7 (sold)

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: wingman] #3029210 03/31/22 01:28 PM 03/31/22 01:28 PM
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5thAve Doesn't care what this says anyway 5 Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,142 Canada -- Posts: 4034 -Registe...	In a way if you think about it buying it for $11.99 compared to digging out something to cut a branch up with, getting out the twine which you usually can't find around here when you need it etc.etc.etc.. it might actually be ahead paying that $11.99 for the thing... but i'm too cheap. Hell i wouldn't want yard waste on my wall to begin with

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029273 03/31/22 04:47 PM 03/31/22 04:47 PM
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68HemiB master Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,312 SoCal	Yes, but can your wife's stick grow MORE sticks? This arrived. Today. From Amazon. sugar cane starts Down to just a blue car now.

Re: Amazon Purchases [Re: 67vertman] #3029335 03/31/22 09:05 PM 03/31/22 09:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 12,234 Looking for a way out of Middl... IMGTX I Live Here
IMGTX I Live Here Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 12,234 Looking for a way out of Middl...	My wife got tired of my shower curtain I got from amazon and changed it out. gonna get the live nudes one next.

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