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"DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES #1382624 02/06/13 09:23 PM 02/06/13 09:23 PM
Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY HEMIFRED OP master
HEMIFRED OP master Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY	I start this thread every off season for a bit of humor and perhaps some enlightenment. when you make a major adjustment to your seat position be sure to check it wearing your full suit and helmet . Don't wait until your at the track and learn you cannot in anyway possible get your helmet on your head. maybe you can share a story of your own? The only request for the humor is to end your tale with "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" home of the Sox and Martin Hemi Duster

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382625 02/06/13 09:27 PM 02/06/13 09:27 PM
Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY HEMIFRED OP master
HEMIFRED OP master Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY	one week later make sure your new removeable Lexan driver's window is not still at home on the work bench when you get to the track "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" home of the Sox and Martin Hemi Duster

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382626 02/06/13 10:25 PM 02/06/13 10:25 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,695 nc E emarine01 master
emarine01 master E Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,695 nc	When you ask your son if he put fuel in the truck.... remember to ask which truck

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382627 02/07/13 12:00 AM 02/07/13 12:00 AM
Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY HEMIFRED OP master
HEMIFRED OP master Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY	Over 100 views and one reply ?? must be a bunch of ultra embarrasing tales untold here home of the Sox and Martin Hemi Duster

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382628 02/07/13 12:20 AM 02/07/13 12:20 AM
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Anonymous Unregistered A	When cutting a piece of aluminum don't grab the small piece with out gloves on, don't ask me how I know.

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: ] #1382629 02/07/13 12:59 AM 02/07/13 12:59 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,225 Charleston S sixpackgut Drag Week Mod Champion
sixpackgut Drag Week Mod Champion S Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,225 Charleston	dont throw the jegs box that has your new seatbelts in the pile of other jegs boxes with the intent of installing the $160 seatbelts sometime before you leave for drag week then realize you never installed said seatbelts 22 hours before tech DAMHIK Gen 3 power 6.22@110, 9.85@135 Follow @g3hemiswap on instagram performance only racing, CRT, ultimate converter, superior design concepts, ThumperCarbs

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382630 02/07/13 01:08 AM 02/07/13 01:08 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 21,345 Marysville, O-H-I-O 70Cuda383 Too Many Posts
70Cuda383 Too Many Posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 21,345 Marysville, O-H-I-O	Quote: Over 100 views and one reply ?? must be a bunch of ultra embarrasing tales untold here Na. we've just all learned from yours and others mistakes after reading these DAMHIK threads over the years. nobody is doing anything embarrassing anymore! When installing a new cam, be sure that you have ALL the old oil cleaned off the crank gear, so that you don't mistake the circle for the dot and end up with your cam 30� advanced. Don't Ask Me How I Know Photobucket sucks

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382631 02/07/13 01:12 AM 02/07/13 01:12 AM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 19,318 State of confusion T Thumperdart I Live Here
Thumperdart I Live Here T Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 19,318 State of confusion	Don`t forget to tighten the return hose on your fuel cell before starting the car and saying(4-gallons later )I sure do smell a lot of gas for some reason "Don`t ask me how I know"...............good thing I don`t smoke. 72 Dart 470 n/a BB stroker street car `THUMPER`...Check me out on FB Dominic Thumper for videos and lots of carb pics......760-900-3895.....

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: Thumperdart] #1382632 02/07/13 01:50 AM 02/07/13 01:50 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 982 western pennsylvania b1dartsport super stock
b1dartsport super stock Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 982 western pennsylvania	Don't pull over on the Pennsylvania Turnpike 1 mi. before the State Police Barracks at 1am coming home from a race because some wus just can't wait to take a leak any longer. Don't ask me how I know.

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: sixpackgut] #1382633 02/07/13 03:43 AM 02/07/13 03:43 AM
Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY HEMIFRED OP master
HEMIFRED OP master Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY	Quote: Na. we've just all learned from yours and others mistakes after reading these DAMHIK threads over the years. nobody is doing anything embarrassing anymore! DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS ONE Quote: got a new one... never ever break the first rule of engine building...mock up and measure everything twice before final machine work/balancing. or you might find out that pistons advertised as having a .050" dome and expected to stick up .030-.040 past the deck on an uncut block, actually stick up above the deck .083" and then find out that the piston manufacturer changed the piston 3 years ago, but never changed the online description/specs, etc. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW! home of the Sox and Martin Hemi Duster

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382634 02/07/13 04:15 AM 02/07/13 04:15 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,647 aotearoa rebel master
rebel master Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,647 aotearoa	make sure you've connected the external oil lines to the -1 head before opening the accumulator to pre oil the rocker gear, especially when your assistant has his head up close looking for signs of oil. ask me how i know lol

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: HEMIFRED] #1382635 02/07/13 04:28 AM 02/07/13 04:28 AM
Joined: May 2006 Posts: 740 WA JD Dart super stock
JD Dart super stock Joined: May 2006 Posts: 740 WA	Before you install that new gauge you ordered to match the old ones make sure it actually matches before giving the box to your dog because he loves to tear things up. Now you cannot return it.

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: JD Dart] #1382636 02/07/13 06:47 AM 02/07/13 06:47 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,654 Southern by Choice S Shoozy I have a foot fetish
Shoozy I have a foot fetish S Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,654 Southern by Choice	Make sure that after you repair the nail hole in your trailer spare (Chevy bolt pattern) that you remember to return said spare to the trailer before your next nail hole occurs towing home at 2AM (because your Dodge truck spare won't fit)...don't ask me how I know. Old, tired, and sometimes broke down. Me, not my car...

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: Shoozy] #1382637 02/07/13 07:45 AM 02/07/13 07:45 AM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 9,670 Lima, Peru domingo EL Master
domingo EL Master Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 9,670 Lima, Peru	Pay attention when testing your electric fans and watch what you are going at all times, to avoid sticking a thumb in it and lifting ALL the flesh over your nail off. DAHMHIK

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: domingo] #1382638 02/07/13 08:21 AM 02/07/13 08:21 AM
Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,848 MI, usa dvw master
dvw master Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,848 MI, usa	Don't wiggle the fire bottle brackets down onto the bottle with the safety pin out. Also don't mistake the oil accumulator switch for the on/off switch with no oil pressure gauge line connected. Don't ask how I know. Doug

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: dvw] #1382639 02/07/13 10:22 AM 02/07/13 10:22 AM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 25,951 United Socialist States of Ame... T tboomer Too Many Posts
tboomer Too Many Posts T Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 25,951 United Socialist States of Ame...	OK,Fred! I will play...Don't get caught up in the hype of what everyone else is doing or buying..Nuff said!! Need your rear end checked out? Contact Grizzly!!

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: tboomer] #1382640 02/07/13 10:40 AM 02/07/13 10:40 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,506 Az Crizila master
Crizila master Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,506 Az	Don't forget to screw on an oil filter before priming your new motor or - how to empty an 8 Qt oil pan in less than 15 seconds - or how to lube your new tennies for life. Don't ask me how I know. Fastest 300

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: Crizila] #1382641 02/07/13 10:58 AM 02/07/13 10:58 AM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl B bonefish master
bonefish master B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl	dont forget to put the PV plugs back in your 1050 dommy then turn on your elect fuel pump and let it run while you answer a phone call and then try to start the car.damhik. 7578641-086.jpg (61 downloads) Last edited by bonefish; 02/07/13 07:36 PM.

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: bonefish] #1382642 02/07/13 11:16 AM 02/07/13 11:16 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 52,972 Romeo MI MR_P_BODY Master
MR_P_BODY Master Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 52,972 Romeo MI	Quote: dont forget to put the PV plugs back in your 1050 dommy then turn on your elect fuel pump and let it run while you answer a phone call and then try to start the car.damhik. LOL.... that had to hurt

Re: "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" 2013 STORIES [Re: MR_P_BODY] #1382643 02/07/13 11:53 AM 02/07/13 11:53 AM
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 413 Norway (old world) Oyvind Mopar mopar
Oyvind Mopar mopar Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 413 Norway (old world)	Assuming adjustable Milodon oilpump relief valve is correctly set, then fire up and with 120++ psi the oilfilter warps and dumps sticky oil all over the carpeted garage floor and primes the shiny Hemi with dust adhesive....And with the Schumacher mounts and headers it is almost unaccessible to adjust ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!

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