What you seem IMO to be overlooking, is when both tires are spinning. I mentioned it in my opening observation a car sitting while in a burnout, is extremely easy push sideways by hand with very little effort, no matter which tire is more loaded, as long as both tires are spinning,
I also think the open axle single tire perfect straight burnout line proves my contention rather well.
Whatever, this was just a lighthearted mind experiment question.

Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.