Hey, we had morons swallowing Tide pods not too long ago - the stupidity out there is just mind-boggling.

I've found in the past that Discount Tire (the stores) seem to operate differently from Discount Tire Direct (the internet).
Tire shops local to me don't worry about tire size vs vehicle applications, but those "stanced" clowns are thankfully extremely rare up here.
See a lot of 4x4s with the Hot Wheels setup, just as ridiculous IMO.