Sorry you got hurt, even though you made it sound like a cartoon plot! Serious business though...if you did in fact get a cut/tear on "The donut", be very diligent about the hygiene until it heals. I can promise you, that you DO NOT want to get Proctitis!! I got it in my early 20's when a hemi roid busted and got infected. It hurt so bad I couldn't fart without screaming. Out of work for 3 weeks, and lost 30 lbs. because I was afraid to eat. I figured if nothing was going in......nothing would come out! Proctitis easily rivals a kidney stone for pain, and I don't want no more of either one! Hope you heal up soon.