This stuff is too funny. More than a couple of guys at work when finding out I race came up with some good ones.
"my sons 750 Honda runs 10s (me) in the 1/8th? No, full 1/4 mile
"my 65 Barracuda 273 ran high tens" ya, right!
The best ever heard in 50 years;
"Every day I would meet this bus on this highway, and the guy swerved towards me. After doing this twice, I did the same thing. My truck sheared the bolts off the side of the bus, the side fall off and you could see the people"
Even a 14 year old kid (me!) new that was a load of B S!