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naming it Frankenstein from the beginning couldnt have been good for its self esteem and probably just said f it and i doubt there was anything you could do except for taking it on one of those makeover shows

even then, after the show it would probably just let itself go


Oh, right... "Extreme Manifold Makeover".

Speaking of letting one's self go... is this a good time to mention that my wife recently joined Weight Watchers?