Re: Smite Anubis...
[Re: OzHemi]
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03/27/11 04:00 PM
03/27/11 04:00 PM
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Tesla_HV
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Quote:
He is on his way to your house to visit Anubis.
How long a slither-trip is it from the Bronx Zoo to there?
Five thousand years without taking a shower, I bet he sphinx.
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Re: Smite Anubis...
[Re: Tesla_HV]
#399346
03/27/11 05:08 PM
03/27/11 05:08 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346 Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
Penguin-hating Ginger
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Quote:
Quote:
He is on his way to your house to visit Anubis.
How long a slither-trip is it from the Bronx Zoo to there?
Five thousand years without taking a shower, I bet he sphinx.
Don't be so stone faced when you say that....
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Re: Smite Anubis...
[Re: OzHemi]
#399347
03/27/11 06:08 PM
03/27/11 06:08 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 17,092 Brookline NH
Tesla_HV
I Live Here
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I Live Here
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 17,092
Brookline NH
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Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
He is on his way to your house to visit Anubis.
How long a slither-trip is it from the Bronx Zoo to there?
Five thousand years without taking a shower, I bet he sphinx.
Don't be so stone faced when you say that....
Stone-faced? I you saying I'm lion?
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Re: Smite Anubis...
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
#399352
03/27/11 09:19 PM
03/27/11 09:19 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,679 Hamtramck, PA
Alaskan_TA
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Fluffy Balladeer
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Fluffy Balladeer
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Posts: 29,679
Hamtramck, PA
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Funny Cold Monty-na lyrics
Alright, dang it
Too warm, I’m coolin’ at the beach, and I'm lookin’ for some action But like Mik Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction The zombies are all around, but none of them wanna get with me My threads are silly and I'm lookin’ def, yo, what's up with me? The zombies is all lurching at the other end of the beach Havin’ brains from some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star So I got up and strolled over to the other side, I asked the guy, Why you so fly? He said, I’m Funny Cold Monty-na
Funny Cold Monty-na
This brother told me a secret on how to get more zombies Put a few brain cells in your home brew, and the zombies’ll come real quick It's better than any kind of bacon A couple of sips of this love potion, and they’ll be on your lap So I gave some to my crab when he began to beg Then he clawed his bowl in two and he looked at me and did the wild thing up a tree He used to claw and bite me, before he was much, much meaner But now all the zombies run to my house for I know the Funny Cold Monty-na
You know what I'm sayin? I got every zombie in my neighborhood breakin’ down my door I got Fries McZombie Some zombie from Oklahoma brought in some Stroh's They won't leave me alone I’m with Monty-na, pal!
I went up to this zombie, she said, Hi, my name is Charly Sheena I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funny Cold Monty-na She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it Then a couple sips she wanted brainnssss on her lips, and I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crab, and everything went well as planned But I was not impressed, he was a big old mess, Sheena was a sham So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Winner-Winner-Winner You must be sure that the zombie is pure for the Funny Cold Monty-na You know, ain't no plans with a sham This is the 80's, and I'm down with the real zombies Ya know?
Break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin’ to spread a little zombie infection I took a shot as a contestant on _The Zombie Connection_ The audience voted, and you know they picked a sinner I took my date to the Hilton for Monty-na and some dinner She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin’ soon what she’ll be getting’ Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our zombie weddin’ I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya That's why I found you don't play around with the Funny Cold Monty-na
Ya know what I'm sayin That Monty-na is a zombie, y'all Funny Cold Monty-na
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