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Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398355
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Glad you saw that.





Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398356
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Wrap your wrists with Kevlar, just in case.

If no Kevlar is available, use of old carpet strips from an AU Airport may work.

Re: Speaking of zombie documentaries.... [Re: Tesla_HV] #398357
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Last night I order the zombie documentary "Return of the Living Dead". I haven't seen it since 1985 or so in the theater.





Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398358
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The Smiting is getting started it looks like...

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398359
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Wrap your wrists with Kevlar, just in case.

If no Kevlar is available, use of old carpet strips from an AU Airport may work.




I have a few bits of carpet tile embedded with metal slivers (from being under the grinder and drill press) perhaps those would work better.


Oh, and one guy already got his head smited off in the movie.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398360
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Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398361
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Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398362
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This movie is pretty good so far too!

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: DirectSubjection] #398363
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Movie is over....lots of Smiting going on for sure!


And Gary....you must have seen this, or if not...it is a huge coincidence about one of your smites and what happens in the movie.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398364
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Dang. I need to start writing scripts.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398365
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Dang. I need to start writing scripts.




Just look at all the Smiting that happened in your front yard and get writing.

Either that, or if you wood prefer...

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398366
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Scene 1;

A man with red hair walks into a bar full of penguin zombies. The penguin zombies attack & he dies of frostbite.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398367
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Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398368
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Scene II;

A man with red hair walks into a hair salon, he dyes by his own hand as a suicide blonde.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398369
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Scene III,

A man with redhair walks into your yard.....

A barrage of Smites comes at him from every angle.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398370
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The theme song lrics;

Come and listen to a story about a man haired Red
A poor exporteer, barely kept his koala fed,
Then one day he was smited by some dude,
And into the ground became the general mood.

Boils that is, 1st testament smite, tax free.

Well, the first thing you know ol' Red's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Red move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the Ute and moved out near the sea.

Earthquakes, that is. Pools of blood , movie horrors.


Well now it's time to say good buy to Red once a'gin.
And we would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality

Redrum that is. Cast a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398371
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Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: OzHemi] #398372
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I do think that used up my rare moment of brilliance for the next week or III.





Good night all & to all a good night.

Re: For the Smites.......... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #398373
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The theme song lrics;

Come and listen to a story about a man haired Red
A poor exporteer, barely kept his koala fed,
Then one day he was smited by some dude,
And into the ground became the general mood.

Boils that is, 1st testament smite, tax free.

Well, the first thing you know ol' Red's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Red move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the Ute and moved out near the sea.

Earthquakes, that is. Pools of blood , movie horrors.


Well now it's time to say good buy to Red once a'gin.
And we would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality

Redrum that is. Cast a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?





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