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Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: Alaskan_TA] #395655
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Any way to have the machine pop the eyeballs up into the air so the penguin at the controls can open his beak to catch & swallow them?

(eyeball laden swallow, before anyone asks)




Barry has a point about the eyes.

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Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: DirectSubjection] #395656
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Eyeball stew anyone?

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In France, to be redheaded is thought to be a very bad fate.

Red hair is a genetic mutation.

Percentages of redheads in different countries range from single digits to a fraction of 1 per cent -- a recent estimate for France is 0.03 per cent of people.

Redheads generally are more numerous in northern latitudes, but also turn up among Hungarians, Egyptians, Israelis and certain Nigerian tribes. In Denmark it is an honour to have a redheaded child.

In Corsica, if you pass one in the street you spit and turn around.

Short temper and sexual fieriness are attributed to them. It is "common knowledge" that redheads have hot tempers, but no one has ever seen a controlled study that tested the correlation. So while some like to use that excuse, it probably isn't a valid one. As for the sexual fieriness – trial and error I say

In Poland, if you pass three red-heads you'll win the state lottery,

Harvard dermatologist Madhu Pathak calls redheads "three-time losers" because their red pigment is an inadequate filter of sunlight and their skin is more susceptible to sunburn, skin cancer and wrinkling with age.

There are two kinds of redhead, says Mary Spillane, managing director of British image consultants Colour Me Beautiful. There's "the autumn type with hazel eyes," and the Celtic type with translucent skin, light eyes and carrot top -- leprechaun redness "that people have trouble with.

Redheads have always been thought untrustworthy. As some claim – Judas was red-haired.

Superstitions: red hair is unlucky; it's lucky to rub your hand on a redhead's head; bees sting redheads more readily. The Egyptians regarded the colour as so unlucky that they had a ceremony in which they burned red-headed maidens alive to wipe out the tint.

Red hair is commonly associated with people of British or Irish descent, although red hair is found in many other parts of the world.

Scotland is the country with the highest content of red haired people which includes approximately 13% of their population.

Skin and hair pigment is made up of different types of melanin. There are two broad groups of melanin, eumelanin, which is brown, and phaeomelanin, which is red. Somebody with dark hair will have predominantly eumelanin. Somebody with very bright red hair will have little eumelanin but lots of phaeomelanin.

People with auburn hair will have some of both. Skin and hair colour often go together, but not always. For instance, people with red hair are usually fairly pale skinned, they don't tend to tan, they burn in the sun and are more likely to have freckles. There are exceptions however to this rule.

Several years ago it was discovered that the melanocortin 1 receptor, a protein encoded by a gene previously discovered in mice, was responsible for the production of red hair in humans. Everybody has two copies of this gene but there are slight changes in the gene that are very common in European populations.

If you have one of about four or five common changes in this gene and, one of these changes are found on both of your chromosomes, then you are likely to have red hair. A little bit of basic genetics; you have two copies of every gene, you inherit one from your mother and one from your father. If both of these genes are different, with respect to the changes that might lead to red hair, then you will have red hair. If however you only have one change, you have an increased chance of having red hair but it is not certain that you will have red hair.

Such a type of inheritance is described to by geneticists as an autosomal mode of inheritance. This means, in practice, that both your parents may not have red hair, but both could be carriers for the gene for red hair. If this was the case, perhaps one in four of children might have red hair. If one of the parents has bright red hair, and therefore carries two of the changes (one on each of their chromosomes), and the other parent is a carrier, then perhaps 50% of the children might have red hair.

It is this aspect of genetics, and the mode of inheritance, that explains why hair color might skip generations. There are different sorts of red hair. Some people seem to have what we call “strawberry blonde”, some bright red and some auburn. As far as we know, the genetics underlying these differences are fairly similar, in that changes in the gene referred to above, seem to be important for all sorts of red hair. However, if you have bright red hair it seems you are much more likely to carry two different copies of the gene than if you are a strawberry blonde.

There are some other puzzles about red hair. Some men might have red beards but dark colored hair. This is not entirely surprising as in many mammals the front of the body is a slightly different color to the back. In some animals, the molecular basis of this is clearly understood, as in these animals, they produce a different protein that seems to have the opposite effects to the red hair gene mentioned above. In man, we don't think this is the case, but we also observed that people who do have red beards are more likely to carry at least one different copy of the red hair gene.

Another puzzle is why hair color changes so much during life. Most people are aware that hair color tends to be lighter at birth and gets darker, particularly during adolescence and puberty. Apart from saying that the cells that produce melanin become more active at this period we don't understand why this is. Similarly, of course, we don't really understand greying and lightening of the hair in old age. People with red hair often have different colored hair at different times of their life. It seems that it is more likely to be red in childhood or in early adult life, than in later life.

One medical importance of red hair is that individuals with red hair are, on average, more likely to burn in the sun and they are at an increased risk of skin cancer. The sensible advice seems to remain that since it is painful and uncomfortable to burn repeatedly in the sun, it is sensible to alter your behavior such that you don't suffer the discomfort! On the other hand the risks of skin cancer should also be put in context.

Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: Alaskan_TA] #395658
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Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: DirectSubjection] #395659
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Any way to have the machine pop the eyeballs up into the air so the penguin at the controls can open his beak to catch & swallow them?

(eyeball laden swallow, before anyone asks)




Barry has a point about the eyes.

Oops - became too big to be an attachment.







Uuuuuhhhh......Eye don't know what to say...

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Some quick redhead facts:





Lots of words!


I could have made them regular smilies, but it just wouldn't seem as fun that way.


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Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: Alaskan_TA] #395661
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Eyeball stew anyone?




What about people that prefer thier Soylent to have eyes in it ?

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What about people that prefer thier Soylent to have eyes in it ?





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Redheads generally are more numerous in northern latitudes, but also turn up among Hungarians, Egyptians, Israelis and certain Nigerian tribes.





Send me a check for $1000 and I'll return it with a "check" for $1500 and a story about being a redhead.

Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: OzHemi] #395664
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What about people that prefer thier Soylent to have eyes in it ?




It looks goofy ;

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What about people that prefer thier SIoIyIlIeInIt to have eyes in it ?



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Eyeball stew anyone?




What about people that prefer thier Soylent to have eyes in it ?





Heathens!




Eye wouldn't say that..

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Eye wouldn't say that..




A good pupil wood know what to say.........

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Re: Puns for sale, II for I [Re: Alaskan_TA] #395668
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Eye wouldn't say that..




A good pupil wood know what to say.........




Eye'm stumped..Smited beyond words..

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A good pupil wood know what to say.........




Eye'm stumped..Smited beyond words..


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Re: Some quick redhead facts: [Re: DirectSubjection] #395670
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I could have made them regular smilies, but it just wouldn't seem as fun that way.





And the world was forever changed after you did that first one..

Re: Some quick redhead facts: [Re: OzHemi] #395671
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And Barry's house was forever infamous after you did that first one..




Fixed.



Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #395672
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It's just about this threads' 1 year birthday!

And my, what a year of Smites it has been

Amazing how time flies too!

It all started on Sunday, July XXVIth 2009.. I know that is tomorrow's date but today is Sunday when it started pretty much at least


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Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: OzHemi] #395673
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And my, what a year of Smites it has been




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Now THAT is epicly silly, I do not care who you arrrggggg.



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