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Re: Remembering Buster de body crab
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
#393542
03/23/10 11:54 PM
03/23/10 11:54 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
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Thanks for the call Perry, that one would not have flown past the mods.
I rarely hear a new joke anymore though, thanks. 
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ZLF Memo of Grave Importance
[Re: OzHemi]
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03/24/10 05:40 PM
03/24/10 05:40 PM
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 9,550
Sacramento CA
Morty426
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Posts: 9,550
Sacramento CA
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MEMO
Date - 3/24/2010
To: Jeff the Smitted One
From: Morty, not Monty
Subject: Emminent Threat
Jeff,
Eye have just returned from Spring Training in Phoenix, Arizona and while there eye observed numerous dead people driving. Since we both know that animated dead people = zombies it appears that the ZLF has mutated in AZ, not OZ, to be able drive. The zombies appear to prefer Buicks and Toyotas. The Toyotas are probably because the zombies prefer the automatic acceleration feature.
Since you are foolish enough to venture to Barstow, which is damn close to AZ, not OZ. Eye thought you might want to be aware of the threat.
Sincerly,
Morty, not Monty
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: DirectSubjection]
#393550
03/24/10 09:13 PM
03/24/10 09:13 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
Penguin-hating Ginger
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Penguin-hating Ginger
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
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I can just see a Killer Whale jumping up & grabbing it by the tail. 
We give them a wide berth. 
Flying only in the Winter months would help too
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Re: ZLF Memo of Grave Importance
[Re: Morty426]
#393552
03/24/10 10:41 PM
03/24/10 10:41 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
Penguin-hating Ginger
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Penguin-hating Ginger
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
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MEMO
Date - 3/24/2010
To: Jeff the Smitted One
From: Morty, not Monty
Subject: Emminent Threat
Jeff,
Eye have just returned from Spring Training in Phoenix, Arizona and while there eye observed numerous dead people driving. Since we both know that animated dead people = zombies it appears that the ZLF has mutated in AZ, not OZ, to be able drive. The zombies appear to prefer Buicks and Toyotas. The Toyotas are probably because the zombies prefer the automatic acceleration feature.
Since you are foolish enough to venture to Barstow, which is damn close to AZ, not OZ. Eye thought you might want to be aware of the threat.
Sincerly,
Morty, not Monty
I have to head down to Compton in the morning (where I load containers) because I have a pick-up being dropped off there from the guy in Barstow..I better double check it carefully for Zombies 
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: Morty426]
#393553
03/24/10 10:47 PM
03/24/10 10:47 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
Penguin-hating Ginger
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Penguin-hating Ginger
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
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PLF air.....Hmmmmmm....
It's PLF Death From Above
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: OzHemi]
#393554
03/24/10 11:11 PM
03/24/10 11:11 PM
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Posts: 4,220
West Plains, MO
DrCharles
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Posts: 4,220
West Plains, MO
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For the grammatically challenged: It's "is not", it isn't "ain't", and it's "it's", not "its", if you mean it is. If you don't, it's "its". Then too, it's "hers". It isn't "her's". It isn't "our's" either. It's "ours", and likewise "yours" and "theirs". There will be a quiz at 11
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