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Re: I wooden work THERE!
[Re: OzHemi]
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01/08/10 11:10 PM
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And yet, work butchering hogs would temp the palette. 
Because Bacon would knot smite back with a splinter. 
Go ahead, ham it up!
Just will try and not be too porky in my replies. 
It's snout time for the weekend and time to hoof it home.
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Re: Nailed to the Smite!
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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01/08/10 11:19 PM
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I never thought of it quite like that. 
Some guys attract hot chicks & get their pain from them I suppose. 
"Pain don't hurt. Chicks dig scars" 
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Re: Nailed to the Smite!
[Re: OzHemi]
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01/08/10 11:20 PM
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BTW...odd tidbit of info...my grandfather did a kitchen design/remodel for Gordon Jump...
My ex-wife's son installed cable for S. Epatha Merkerson.
Now how many degrees is that from Kevin...
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BACON!!!!!!!
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Re: I wooden work THERE!
[Re: Tesla_HV]
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01/08/10 11:22 PM
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OzHemi
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And yet, work butchering hogs would temp the palette.
Because Bacon would knot smite back with a splinter.
Go ahead, ham it up!
Just will try and not be too porky in my replies.
It's snout time for the weekend and time to hoof it home.
Well, chop chops, you must be tired of being pen'ed up. 
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Re: Nailed to the Smite!
[Re: DrCharles]
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01/08/10 11:23 PM
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BTW...odd tidbit of info...my grandfather did a kitchen design/remodel for Gordon Jump...
My ex-wife's son installed cable for S. Epatha Merkerson.
Now how many degrees is that from Kevin...
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BACON!!!!!!!
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Re: Creative first aid
[Re: 68HemiB]
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01/08/10 11:44 PM
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Story number 1 of 2:
Once, I managed to render a serious injury to my foot. I'll spare the most gruesome of details, but it involved running barefoot in the dark dodging a sprinkler and forgetting that there was an unfinished construction project in the backyard. Buried in the ground were concrete piers with the integral straps sticking up. Foot versus strap and the strap won (nearly relieving me of my wittle toe). Now, I'm laying on the ground in the dark, writhing in pain as the popup rainbird sprinkler [about two feet away] I was trying to dodge regularly smites me with blasts of water.
(chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chooka-chooka-chooka-chooka-chooka-chook, chook, chook, chook...)
I eventually get up the hill to the house and call for assistance from the wife.
Did I mention that we had MOVED OUT of this house into another one, and were preparing it to rent? Well, that meant that there were very little supplies to be had. She patched me up with paper towels and masking tape, and wrapped me in an old sheet that we were using as a drop cloth.
There I sat, shivering in the E.R., dressed in sopping wet shorts and t-shirt, wrapped in a paint-stained sheet, with bare feet (one of which was a bloody wad of paper towel and masking tape). I guess I was entertaining and pale enough to jump to the head of the triage line ahead of the illegal aliens with runny noses.
The guy nurse that unwrapped the wad that was my foot takes one look at my dangling toe and calls "Bro'. HEY BRO! Come and check THIS out!!" to one of his co-workers. I was quite the entertainment for them that night.
Although they said it was iffy whether the toe would stay attached or just turn colors and fall off, the former turned out to be the case.
I nearly let this go by without mentioning something oh-so obvious...
If the injury had been just a little bit worse  you would have been our HERO on TLAPD being the only member with a genuine peg-leg.
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TV smited
[Re: OzHemi]
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01/08/10 11:46 PM
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MEMO To: All in attendance From: Jeff Re: TV Please let it be known that in 5 minutes time on channel IFC, Monty Python's Flying Circus is on. Viewing is highly recommended. That is all.
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Re: TV smited
[Re: OzHemi]
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01/08/10 11:52 PM
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MEMO To: Me From: Me Re: Monty Python's Flying Circus is on. I don't get IFC on my basic Dish Network package That is all. 
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Re: TV smited
[Re: OzHemi]
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01/09/10 12:03 AM
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...Pram for sale....any offers...
"...I have to push the pram-a-lot!"
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Re: TV smited
[Re: Tesla_HV]
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01/09/10 12:05 AM
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...Pram for sale....any offers...
"...I have to push the pram-a-lot!"
Tis a very silly place..
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Re: TV smited
[Re: OzHemi]
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01/09/10 12:08 AM
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And now for something completely diffrent... Dinsdale..... Arthur Pirraha, the father.. Kitty Malone the mother..
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Re: PL - Keyboard Killer
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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01/09/10 03:43 AM
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We need a real zinger here before Perry checks the thread again. 
It has been a while since he has ruined a keyboard
by spewing Dr. Pepper all over it I bet?
Hmmn...
He did sell used cars, so m a y b e I s h o u l d t y p e s l o w e r ? 
Hmmm...he spews a Mountain Dew [not Dr. Pepper, BTW, thanks very much], sells a beater or two and look what happens...requited to slow reading because of slow typing. It has only been about six months, now, since the above quoted post. Maybe I should chime in more often than I just check in. Remember, he is always looking in...
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