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Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: Tesla_HV] #391495
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An episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus is on IFC now !




Yes??...




That was all...continue as you were.

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391496
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Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: DrCharles] #391497
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"This is the second one we've seen in this hospital where the person was injured by the nail gun and didn't actually realize the nail had been imbedded in their skull,"







I'll tell you what, if I ever shoot myself with my nail gun, Barry will hear me scream all the way in Alaska.

Not only will I know that I did it, but the rest of the board will hear the scream

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391498
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Not only will I know that I did it, but the rest of the board will get free ice cream






I have to call BS on this part of the article;

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"He's the luckiest guy, ever."




Lucky & nail in the brain just do not compute.

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391499
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Not only will I know that I did it, but the rest of the board will get free ice cream






I have to call BS on this part of the article;

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"He's the luckiest guy, ever."




Lucky & nail in the brain just do not compute.




No ice-cream until I pull the nail out


As for being lucky...a nail in the brain would probably hurt less than a nail to the.....ummmmmm....nether regions.







By the way, I am always carefull where I point the nailgun. I did shoot one in once to have it split through the side of the 4x4 and ricochet off the side of the container

Kind of like a gun fight inside of a armored car

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391500
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I had one brush my right earlobe once, it hit a knot & came after me.

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391501
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I had one brush my right earlobe once, it hit a knot & came after me.






That wood mean you were being Smited via timber.


Either that a super-strong and unseen termite saw it coming ,and punched it back at you.

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391502
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I was talking about an ice cream.




Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391503
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You had a near-miss with an earlobe seeking ice-cream missle ?

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391504
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As for being lucky...a nail in the brain would probably hurt less than a nail to the.....ummmmmm....nether regions.




But THIS must have hurt six times as much. Not sure how it compares to the "nether" injury though

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: DrCharles] #391505
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As for being lucky...a nail in the brain would probably hurt less than a nail to the.....ummmmmm....nether regions.




But THIS must have hurt six times as much. Not sure how it compares to the "nether" injury though




Ouch!!! and I thought one nail would be enough


So how many nails have you removed from from places other than wood?

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: DrCharles] #391506
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But THIS must have hurt six times as much. Not sure how it compares to the "nether" injury though





“According to the reports, police have launched an investigation. However, they believe it was a bizarre accident.
"His colleagues said Isidro was using a nailgun that has both manual and fully automatic settings," said deputy sheriff Dan McPherson.
"It appears he slipped and fired into his skull."

Six times into the back of his head and they say he slipped…. Yeah Right!!! LOL

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: 1_WILD_RT] #391507
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But THIS must have hurt six times as much. Not sure how it compares to the "nether" injury though





“According to the reports, police have launched an investigation. However, they believe it was a bizarre accident.
"His colleagues said Isidro was using a nailgun that has both manual and fully automatic settings," said deputy sheriff Dan McPherson.
"It appears he slipped and fired into his skull."

Six times into the back of his head and they say he slipped…. Yeah Right!!! LOL





An automatic nail gun does sound kind of cool though

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391508
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Cincinnati, WKRP"



Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: Tesla_HV] #391509
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Watched that on some channel or other a couple months ago

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391510
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Watched that on some channel or other a couple months ago





Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: Tesla_HV] #391511
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Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391512
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Mr Carlson was best as the kreepy kid-toucher on Different Strokes.


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Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: OzHemi] #391513
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So how many nails have you removed from from places other than wood?



None actually... the patients have usually yanked them out themselves before coming to the clinic in the ER it might be different though.
But I did remove a big wood splinter from someone's leg not too long ago (about 1/4" in diameter and at least an inch and a half buried in the thigh). Ow.

Now I am trying to figure out how this subject (or the zombies, Python, etc.) reminded someone of Loni Anderson?

Re: Nailed to the Smite! [Re: DrCharles] #391514
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So how many nails have you removed from from places other than wood?



None actually... the patients have usually yanked them out themselves before coming to the clinic in the ER it might be different though.
But I did remove a big wood splinter from someone's leg not too long ago (about 1/4" in diameter and at least an inch and a half buried in the thigh). Ow.

Now I am trying to figure out how this subject (or the zombies, Python, etc.) reminded someone of Loni Anderson?




Do you need a reason to have a WKRP moment ?

As for the splinter.... Did you tell the person they must be a Witch, since they are made of wood ?

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