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Re: Bad pun alert! Part II
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
#390515
12/10/09 11:10 PM
12/10/09 11:10 PM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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You would be the one to axe for sure. 
Wood he? Are Yew sure ?
It may be time to barry the hatchet.
I'll split for a few minutes to think it ove...
Naw.
Chop chop! 
[thinks to self...] That would be a great name for Barry as an underworld PLF enforcer. 
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Re: Smited is really a word!
[Re: DirectSubjection]
#390524
12/11/09 12:02 AM
12/11/09 12:02 AM
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West Plains, MO
DrCharles
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A Self-referential Story
The purpose of this paragraph is to show you how easy it is to make a self-referential story such as this one. The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last). This is the third sentence of this paragraph. This, the fourth sentence, is not very interesting. The purpose of the fifth sentence is to prepare you for the sixth sentence. The seventh sentence contains six different numbers (assuming that "first") is considered a number. The second sentence reads "The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last)". The purpose of the eighth sentence (this one) is to inform you that the last sentence contains no numbers greater than six. The last sentence is identical to the sixth sentence but not the ninth. This tenth sentence precedes the last sentence. The second sentence reads "The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last)".
This is the first sentence of the final paragraph. This sentence is referred to by four sentences. This sentence follows the second sentence. This sentences precedes the fourth sentence. The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that that the purpose of the following sentence is to inform you how long this sentence is. This sentence informs you that the previous sentence is longer than any other sentence in this paragraph. The purpose of this sentence is to refer you to the second sentence. This sentence is not the last sentence of the last paragraph. This sentence is.
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Re: Smited is really a word!
[Re: DrCharles]
#390526
12/11/09 12:04 AM
12/11/09 12:04 AM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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A Self-referential Story
The purpose of this paragraph is to show you how easy it is to make a self-referential story such as this one. The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last). This is the third sentence of this paragraph. This, the fourth sentence, is not very interesting. The purpose of the fifth sentence is to prepare you for the sixth sentence. The seventh sentence contains six different numbers (assuming that "first") is considered a number. The second sentence reads "The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last)". The purpose of the eighth sentence (this one) is to inform you that the last sentence contains no numbers greater than six. The last sentence is identical to the sixth sentence but not the ninth. This tenth sentence precedes the last sentence. The second sentence reads "The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last)".
This is the first sentence of the final paragraph. This sentence is referred to by four sentences. This sentence follows the second sentence. This sentences precedes the fourth sentence. The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that that the purpose of the following sentence is to inform you how long this sentence is. This sentence informs you that the previous sentence is longer than any other sentence in this paragraph. The purpose of this sentence is to refer you to the second sentence. This sentence is not the last sentence of the last paragraph. This sentence is.
Can you please re-submit that in Memo form? 
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Re: Smited is really a word!
[Re: DirectSubjection]
#390527
12/11/09 12:27 AM
12/11/09 12:27 AM
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Hamtramck, PA
Alaskan_TA
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The Thing is on! 
I certainly hope so for your sake.
But, be aware that they can drop off in extreme cold. 
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Re: Smited is really a word!
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
#390528
12/11/09 12:29 AM
12/11/09 12:29 AM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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The Thing is on!
I certainly hope so for your sake.
But, be aware that they can drop off in extreme cold.
Very topical of you, considering where the movie takes place.  
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Re: You all seem smitten with smiting around here
[Re: 68HemiB]
#390530
12/11/09 01:41 AM
12/11/09 01:41 AM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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The Thing is on!
I certainly hope so for your sake.
But, be aware that they can drop off in extreme cold.
Like in Unalaska? Maybe that's what happened to "Dan-ielle".
Hyphen added for your fixed-ness...
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Re: Smited is really a word!
[Re: OzHemi]
#390531
12/11/09 03:06 AM
12/11/09 03:06 AM
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Posts: 17,092
Brookline NH
Tesla_HV
I Live Here
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A Self-referential Story
The purpose of this paragraph is to show you how easy it is to make a self-referential story such as this one. The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last). This is the third sentence of this paragraph. This, the fourth sentence, is not very interesting. The purpose of the fifth sentence is to prepare you for the sixth sentence. The seventh sentence contains six different numbers (assuming that "first") is considered a number. The second sentence reads "The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last)". The purpose of the eighth sentence (this one) is to inform you that the last sentence contains no numbers greater than six. The last sentence is identical to the sixth sentence but not the ninth. This tenth sentence precedes the last sentence. The second sentence reads "The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that each sentence of this paragraph contains a word signifying the number of the sentence within the paragraph (such as first, second, third, four, five, six, or last)".
This is the first sentence of the final paragraph. This sentence is referred to by four sentences. This sentence follows the second sentence. This sentences precedes the fourth sentence. The purpose of this sentence is to inform you that that the purpose of the following sentence is to inform you how long this sentence is. This sentence informs you that the previous sentence is longer than any other sentence in this paragraph. The purpose of this sentence is to refer you to the second sentence. This sentence is not the last sentence of the last paragraph. This sentence is.
Can you please re-submit that in Memo form?
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Re: Smited is really a word!
[Re: Tesla_HV]
#390533
12/11/09 11:59 AM
12/11/09 11:59 AM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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Memo: From: Jeff To: Monty Monty, in regards to your previous memo...please be advised.......... Forgot what the memo was about Carry on as instructed previously.
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