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Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389775
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Carlisle next year? Carmany's double twist pretzels and fresh squeezed lemonade on me.


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Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #389776
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I'll be there, but I prefer my lemonade in a glass.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389777
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I wood have much prefered the free dinner than working, but such is the life of the smited..


Time to head out to the swap meet this morning now before you smite me a second time.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389778
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OK, so....

Is that a red-headed son of a witch or a red-headed son of a birch?









I look abit ashen there

Perhaps I have term-smites.










Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: OzHemi] #389779
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It actually resembles Robert Red Fir more than yew.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389780
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Richard Roundtree?

James Woods?

Chris Pine?


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Speaking of Fat Albert....... [Re: DirectSubjection] #389781
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Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #389782
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Richard Roundtree?

James Woods?

Chris Pine?










Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: OzHemi] #389783
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Wood an asundering by any other name still be the same..




African or European asundering?

Laden or unladen?




Everyone knows a true asundering is laden.

(now wood an asunder float, is an entire other issue... )




What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: DrCharles] #389784
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Wood an asundering by any other name still be the same..




African or European asundering?

Laden or unladen?




Everyone knows a true asundering is laden.

(now wood an asunder float, is an entire other issue... )




What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood




Woodn't she ?

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: OzHemi] #389785
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OK, so I am confused. Wood she float or knot?

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: DrCharles] #389786
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What kind of wood doesn't float?





Ironbark. It sinks like, well, iron.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389787
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OK, so I am confused. Wood she float or knot?




That depends, is she a witch ?


Or is that splintering off of your question too much

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389788
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What kind of wood doesn't float?





Ironbark. It sinks like, well, iron.





Note to self, ironbark is not a duck, or made from witches.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: OzHemi] #389789
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What kind of wood doesn't float?





Ironbark. It sinks like, well, iron.





Note to self, ironbark is not a duck, or made from witches.


It IS for poking witches.

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Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: amxautox] #389790
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Ironbark is great for smiting in general.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389791
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Ironbark is great for smiting in general.




Hopefully I will never find that out..

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: OzHemi] #389792
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If someone smited you with a stick of ironbark as a child, it would explain the rust on your head.

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389793
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If someone smited you with a stick of ironbark as a child, it would explain the rust on your head.




Smited and left out in the rain ?







(Edit, left out in your front yard if Gary had his say-so... )

Re: Falling puns ahead, tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmber ! [Re: OzHemi] #389794
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I am sure he will too.

In the meantime, try shampooing with POR15.

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