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Re: I elm being smited. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389455
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You can save some time by shaving enroute then.




Only while wearing flannel ?

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Vega-smite sandwich anyone? [Re: OzHemi] #389456
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With a little help from the Men at Work.


Traveling as a red-head zombie
On an airplane, head full of V - B
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me spam for breakfast
And she said,

"Why do you come to the land down under?
Where women glow and men sell plunder?
Can't you fear, can't you fear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

I saw an un-dead man from Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vega-smite sandwich
And he said,

"I eat braiiiinnnns from a people down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you fear, can't you fear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a garden in Grove
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to calm me
Because I come from the land of earthquakes?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land going under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men go asunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Re: Vega-smite sandwich anyone? [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389457
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Ballad-smiting in process.... [Re: OzHemi] #389458
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That was speachless above incase you were not sure.

Re: Ballad-smiting in process.... [Re: OzHemi] #389459
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I pretty good at that one.

Re: Ballad-smiting in process....it's pun-rific [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389460
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Yew and eye both.

Re: Ballad-smiting in process....it's pun-rific [Re: OzHemi] #389461
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Ok I just opened this thread and I'm dumbfounded! I thought my wife and I were silly but we're nothing compared to some of you!



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Re: I elm being smited. [Re: OzHemi] #389462
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You can save some time by shaving enroute then.



Only while wearing flannel ?




I must have missed that gross-anatomy class, which part to be shaved is the "enroute"

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: DrCharles] #389463
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Quote:

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You can save some time by shaving enroute then.



Only while wearing flannel ?




I must have missed that gross-anatomy class, which part to be shaved is the "enroute"




Depends on where the 'enroute' it to I suppose?

And I wooden be replying correct if I didn't mention shaving could have ment the,



Kind.

And I am trying to figure out how one of them things will get me to Melbourne in a few days as well

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: DrCharles] #389464
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I must have missed that gross-anatomy class, which part to be shaved is the "enroute"





It goes without saying, that class would involve Zombies of course as well.

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: OzHemi] #389465
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Barry...there is a vampire documentry on, about your neck ( ) of the woods at the moment..
30 Days Of Night


Re: I elm being smited. [Re: OzHemi] #389466
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Barry...there is a vampire documentry on




I think he headed off into town on his new daily driver...

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Ride eternal, shiny and chrome
Re: I elm being smited. [Re: DirectSubjection] #389467
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Didn't know I could run so fast!



(without fear of being Smited, that is. )

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: OzHemi] #389468
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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You can save some time by shaving enroute then.



Only while wearing flannel ?




I must have missed that gross-anatomy class, which part to be shaved is the "enroute"




Depends on where the 'enroute' it to I suppose?

And I wooden be replying correct if I didn't mention shaving could have ment the,



Kind.

And I am trying to figure out how one of them things will get me to Melbourne in a few days as well




That's just PLANE nuts

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: DrCharles] #389469
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Not easy combining trees and airline travel in one pun.


Then again, if it was easy, I wooden be the only one to think of it.

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: DrCharles] #389470
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Re: I elm being smited. [Re: OzHemi] #389471
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Not easy combining trees and airline travel in one pun.




Knot easy to wing those puns.

Re: I elm being smited. [Re: Tesla_HV] #389472
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Quote:

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Not easy combining trees and airline travel in one pun.




Knot easy to wing those puns.




Knot to go against the grain, or try to splinter away from the topic, but airline travel can be a fishy situation, but knock on wood....I don't mind it.




Re: I elm being smited. [Re: OzHemi] #389473
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Quote:

Quote:

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Not easy combining trees and airline travel in one pun.




Knot easy to wing those puns.




Knot to go against the grain, or try to splinter away from the topic, but airline travel can be a fishy situation, but knock on wood....I don't mind it.

Much easier if you can travel in fir-st class.






Re: I elm being smited. [Re: Tesla_HV] #389474
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Sorry, I don't have the kind of coin to do that...




Alas, I fly in the cheap seats...stacked up like cord wood.

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