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Re: I can hear the groaning fir-m here!
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09/29/09 11:03 PM
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OzHemi
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This thread might go down in hickory as having the most bad puns.
Very possible, hopefully if it does it is not due to a tree-jerk reaction. 
Wood that stump you ? 
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Knot for a minute.
[Re: OzHemi]
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09/29/09 11:06 PM
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Alaskan_TA
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Wood that stump you ?
Careful, you may offend Lefty.
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No Zombie handed tree trimmers here so far
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09/29/09 11:07 PM
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OzHemi
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Wood that stump you ?
Careful, you may offend Lefty.
Or furrystump...
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Re: I can hear the groaning fir-m here!
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09/29/09 11:08 PM
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OzHemi
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I ma-ple have to start marking my territory, the same as a dog-wood.
Be carefull, you may end up with saplings that way 
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Re: No Zombie handed tree trimmers here so far
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09/29/09 11:10 PM
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Well before I fir-get, I've gotta leaf for the airport to catch the airplane (not the Spruce Goose) back to Kwajalein. Later...
Where wood you be visiting now, without being board ?
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Re: No Zombie handed tree trimmers here so far
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09/29/09 11:12 PM
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Tesla_HV
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Well before I fir-get, I've gotta leaf for the airport to catch the airplane (not the Spruce Goose) back to Kwajalein. Later...
Where wood you be visiting now, without being board ?
I elm on the island of Roi-Namur, home of the Parrot Head Club.
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Re: No Zombie handed tree trimmers here so far
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09/29/09 11:12 PM
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Where wood you be visiting now, without being board ?
Fir-tasy Island I bet?
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Re: I can hear the groaning fir-m here!
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09/29/09 11:12 PM
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OzHemi
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Some of them go against my grain..
You might have to split if that happens too much. Luckily this goes with the grain in so much as there has knot been anything to stop it.
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I, II, III...........
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09/29/09 11:13 PM
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I elm on the island of Roi-Namur, home of the Parrot Head Club.
Did you find any Roi-namurals for Oz?
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Re: No Zombie handed tree trimmers here so far
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09/29/09 11:13 PM
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Well before I fir-get, I've gotta leaf for the airport to catch the airplane (not the Spruce Goose) back to Kwajalein. Later...
Where wood you be visiting now, without being board ?
I elm on the island of Roi-Namur, home of the Parrot Head Club.
How tree-mendous sounding!
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IV, V, VI, VII...........
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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09/29/09 11:15 PM
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I elm on the island of Roi-Namur, home of the Parrot Head Club.
Did you find any Roi-namurals for Oz?
Or Pi-rates?
Not sure witch wood be better?
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Re: IV, V, VI, VII...........
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09/29/09 11:19 PM
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Bats are made from hickory, & wood floats, so.....
Batman is a witch.
Is that why when he flies in, I heard you yell DUCK ?
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And now time for a news break...
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09/29/09 11:21 PM
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Australia was 'hothouse' for killer lizards
Posted 31 minutes ago
New research has found the world's largest living lizard species may have evolved in Australia, not Indonesia as previously believed.
A team of international scientists working at three sites across Queensland have unearthed large fossils almost identical to the Komodo dragon.
The three-metre long dragon is now only found on a group of volcanic Indonesian islands, and is considered a vulnerable species.
Scott Hocknull, from the Queensland Museum, made the find.
"Australia is home to some very strange, very peculiar animals that now no longer live on our continent and have found a home elsewhere ," he said.
Mr Hocknull says it is clear that the massive lizard had its origins in Australia 4 million years before it spread to Indonesia.
"The fossils are very much like it, they're almost identical to the Komodo dragons of today when we have a look at the skeletons," he said.
"What it suggests to me is the Australian environment has been this hothouse of evolution, which has then provided the species that could disperse onto these islands and fill them up with crazy little animals like the Komodo dragon."
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Re: And now time for a news break...
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09/29/09 11:23 PM
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On The Boat, On The Lake, Wa. ...
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Did they have petrafied wood skeletons?
Tom
"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."
-Henry David Thoreau
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths
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