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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: 68HemiB]
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08/26/09 02:59 PM
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I know the feeling too... I also had anal fissure surgery this Feb. (unrelated to the metaphorical butt-pounding I got in the divorce settlement) that took seven weeks to heal  never wore panty liners before. Or since!
Ok, now you're just makin' stuff up. 
I only wish I were!
THIS is not a pleasant thing. Well, the surgery was only about 30-40 mins. and I was unconscious so I can't complain about that part. But as soon as I woke up it started to hurt... only really bad for about 3 days though. I soaked in so many hot bathtubs for the next three or four weeks I am surprised I didn't get webbed feet.
Not kidding about the panty liners either. You put a large cotton ball against the area (changing it every few hours) and a panty liner in the back of your shorts for obvious reasons.
"Ultra Lightdays" 
Anyway my rear end is working perfectly for the first time in several years. (Insert (ha) rear end jokes here) 
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Sew to speak, you say?
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/26/09 03:16 PM
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Mine's been cracked since birth, too. Never thought it was something that needed to be addressed, though. Just great. Something else to fret about, now.
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: It was a hot day on a cold winters week.....
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/26/09 09:28 PM
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Could the forklift driver have eyebrows like these?
Why, certainly. Thanks for asking.
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/26/09 09:56 PM
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Anyway my rear end is working perfectly for the first time in several years. (Insert (ha) rear end jokes here)
We would never make you the butt of our jokes 
carry on
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: amxautox]
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08/26/09 10:30 PM
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Anyway my rear end is working perfectly for the first time in several years. (Insert (ha) rear end jokes here)
We would never make you the butt of our jokes
carry on
I'm 'behind' you on that one.
Yes, that would be a dirty crack and would show that you hadn't been properly reared.
Anybody else?
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/26/09 10:53 PM
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Anyway my rear end is working perfectly for the first time in several years. (Insert (ha) rear end jokes here)
We would never make you the butt of our jokes
carry on
I'm 'behind' you on that one.
Yes, that would be a dirty crack and would show that you hadn't been properly reared.
Anybody else?
Why do we 'cling on' to such ridiculous puns? 
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: amxautox]
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08/26/09 10:55 PM
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Anyway my rear end is working perfectly for the first time in several years. (Insert (ha) rear end jokes here)
We would never make you the butt of our jokes
carry on
I'm 'behind' you on that one.
Yes, that would be a dirty crack and would show that you hadn't been properly reared.
Anybody else?
Why do we 'cling on' to such ridiculous puns?
So we can 'clean up' in the 'end'. 
This thread is going down the toilet fast. 
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: Tesla_HV]
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08/26/09 10:57 PM
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Why do we 'cling on' to such ridiculous puns?
Because to do anything butt that would be, well, assinine. 
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: Tesla_HV]
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08/26/09 11:00 PM
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Anyway my rear end is working perfectly for the first time in several years. (Insert (ha) rear end jokes here)
We would never make you the butt of our jokes
carry on
I'm 'behind' you on that one.
Yes, that would be a dirty crack and would show that you hadn't been properly reared.
Anybody else?
Why do we 'cling on' to such ridiculous puns?
So we can 'clean up' in the 'end'.
This thread is going down the toilet fast.
Right now it's circling Uranus
IBT 
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/26/09 11:00 PM
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Why do we 'cling on' to such ridiculous puns?
Because to do anything butt that would be, well, assinine.
'Crack' another one, maybe a cheeky pun this time.
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