my old man always "tried" to run out of gas because he always was "gonna get some gas" when the gauge got to empty, but for some unexplainable reason, he never ran out !
on the other hand, my brother ran around with a guy back in his school dayz, and slightly afterward, that thought when you get gas, you only put in a buck or two.........
many times, my little brother had to help push his buddy's car to the gas pumps, or walk to the gas station with a can and walk back when his buddy ran out !
one instance comes to mind...........
little bro, and his buddy were out with their girlfriends one night, running around consuming "adult beverages" in his buddy's car, and coming down the street past my house, they ran out of gas. [gee........what a surprise !........imagine that.........]
luckily, there is a little corner station about 100 feet from the light at end of the street [at that time, if i remember right, it was a 7-11], however, it's an uphill push !
so little brother and his buddy's girl friend get the "pleasure" of helping his buddy push his car up to the gas pumps.
at that time, little brother was dating a preacher's daughter. he was always called "Preacher Bob". [and yes, it seems all the stories you have heard about preacher's daughters are true, at least in this instance it was.....
] she didn't help push, as she was "resting" in the back seat.
so his buddy puts in 2 bucks worth, and off to take the girls home..........
after that exertion of pushing the car to the gas pumps, little brother feels kind of nauseous........
when they get to the preacher's house, he gets his date out of the car, walks her up to the front door, props her against the house, rings the bell, barfs in the bushes and leaves ! ............
not sure how many dates they had later, but the story continues.............
many years later, after little brother earns a degree in business administration, plus degrees in both mechanical and electrical engineering, he lands a job with GE in erie, pennsylvania, at the locomotive building plant complex.
on one weekend, he was in town visiting, and my old man had taken his car to the local shop for a state inspection and dropped it off the day before.
since the car was ready, and little bro was staying at my place for the weekend, we hopped in my car, picked up the old man, and off to the shop we went to get the old man's car.
when we arrived, upon entering, we discovered "Preacher Bob" was there as well..........
"Preacher Bob" had warm greetings, saying : "hi Eric ! [me], hi Jim ! [the old man] but just had a perfect GLARE for my brother !
glancing sideways at my little brother, i could see he was doing his very BEST to conceal a HUGE laugh !
after the old man paid his bill, and a general BS session was done between me, the old man, the shop owner, and "Preacher Bob", we left..........[as expected, my brother didn't partake in the exchanged pleasantries]
as soon as we got outside, and away from the shop entrance enough distance we were sure nothing we said could be heard, little bro burst out laughing, and said : "wonder if ol' Preacher Bob" remember the night i barfed in his bushes ?"
we all had a huge laugh about that, and THAT story STILL brings huge laughter today when brought up with the few remaining family members !