One to talk about the containerload of rare Australian lightbulbs he's bringing in.

An entire site to boycott Phillips lightbulbs because they posted a diatribe on their website about how Moparts members are a bunch of whiners who couldn't find their a$$es with both hands.

One to talk about how Galen certified that his lightbulb is a "one of one" and 20 to tell him how Galen doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

One to post a link every week to that "one of one" purple 1970 lightbulb that someone is trying to sell for 200 grand.

One to post a searing criticism of "lightbulbs today" magazine. Twenty others to jump on the bandwagon, and 20 more to try to explain that "lightbulbs today" is actually a really good magazine. At least five more to jump in to say that that's the reason why the only lightbulb magazine THEY subscribe to is "Bulb guide" which is written by REAL bulb lovers instead of the closet fluorescent tube guys who write "lightbulbs today."

At least five guys weekly to write about how they, once again, proved that their bulbs are WAY brighter than the japanese bulbs.