Front page Sunday Wall Street Journal article is titled
“New York City Professor Wages Battle Against Rats Attacking his Car”

Sample Quote:
An online car forum mentions witchcraft: “Burn rodent bones and chant Druid expulsion alms”

If it makes Moparts happier - the Professor was having this problem with a 2015 Toyota Prius C parked on the streets of East Harlem.

After trying dozens of “recommended solutions” with no success
- he sold the Prius,
and bought a Hybrid Ford Escape - he claims problems stopped.