"All pay heed. The Lord - the Lord, Jehovah - has given unto you these 15..."
(SOUNDBITE OF STONE CRUMBLING)
"Oh. Ten - Ten Commandments for all to obey."


"What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City (censored)!"

"We live in a time when intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won't be offended".