"Enjoy the vintage charm"! It's really old

"Beautiful original dark wood cabinets" The cabinets are really old too

"Groovy steering wheel and seats" Really dated interior

"Colorful curtains and (of course) the shag carpet! You can really feel the 70's vibes" Stinky carpet and and we never updated the curtains either

"Bubble skylight for star gazing and the large windows with screens allow for lots of natural light and airflow" Skylight adds to the water leaks

"There is a ground furnace heater if you catch yourself shivering on a cold night" Look up how to treat Carbon Monoxide Poisening