The quad stacked headlamps are tough looking.
They are?
I keep the entire front end properly greased, baby.
He's overly enthused by this.
As clean as can be, it truly looks and smells like a new car
"smells like new" is the single biggest lie told by sellers who are selling an old car. No, it doesn't smell like new.
They were replaced with high end modern radials
Why not just tell us what size/brand of tires they are?
I don’t do it often, because it really makes my smile muscles hurt.
Reading this ad made my eyes hurt
She's actually indifferent, since it's an inanimate object.
keep the works supple and lubricated.
Surprised he didn't also use the word "moist" here.
Guy sounds like a pain in the ass, though reading through the BS, he did give a really thorough description of his $20k car.
