Being serious, I was really happy with my Galaxy Note 9 before I traded it for my Note 10+. Both are available on eBay quite reasonable, just be sure to pick an unlocked one to avoid all the uninstallable carrier garbage software.
Beware of the screens on the brand new ones, I had to send my S22 back because the screen made me sea sick / dizzy / nauseous. Apparently they flash very quick and your eye cant see it but your brain can, so now I have to find something good and older as well.
