Come on Jim, We can chase them. But odds are we aint gonna catch one

My wife and I have been together over 30 years. Her hair is her natural color,,,,,just tweaked once in a while by her hair dresser ,

Mine is getting thin and has very little color anymore.
I guess we look far enough apart age wise I get offered Senior discount on a fairly regular basis . No complaints btw . She is 51 and has never even been offered a discount. I told her take it as a compliment