i haven't paid for a hair cut in 20 years. with most of my hair falling out anyway i just use a beard trimmer and cut everything 1/4" long every 3 months. takes a whole 5 min.

hope your hair cut wasn't in Missouri..
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/m...dozens-of-clients/ar-BB14tUu5?li=BBnb7Kz

perception is 90% of reality