I agree, I prefer the old-school names to cars that look like a product box or have a jillion paint flourishes on them. By the same token, I don't do advertising, decals or lettering unless that person or entity helped or funded the deal.
Blue Light Special
Hillbilly Hemi
Blueballz
Gone In (whatever ET) Seconds
Heck, Sasquatch could be fun...
Could also be a favorite song title...