"The candles were lit" ----> nitrous run

"Full blue bottle of Viagra" ---> fresh bottle of nitrous.

"gum bootin' her" ----> fast pass

"who needs a dip stick, I add oil when it stops leaking"

"horsepower sweat" ----> oil leaks.

"left like a dump truck" ----> soft leave.

One of my buddies bugs me about not getting out to the track much. My response "It only takes one pass a year to stay in front of you."

"Redlight King" ----> more red lights than green (aka me)