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man do i have issues......... #478644 09/24/09 09:25 PM 09/24/09 09:25 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	how come every time i pull up to a stop light doesnt matter what type of car im driving it turns into a practice tree? i think i need help! 5503960-aug17.jpg (104 downloads)

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478645 09/24/09 09:36 PM 09/24/09 09:36 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,348 Mt.Vernon ,Ohio VernMotor master
VernMotor master Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,348 Mt.Vernon ,Ohio	LMAO Your not alone !I got a flew of them here in town ..down to .000 lights I know I do !!

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: VernMotor] #478646 09/24/09 09:42 PM 09/24/09 09:42 PM
Joined: May 2006 Posts: 1,260 New Mexico A Adobedude pro stock
Adobedude pro stock A Joined: May 2006 Posts: 1,260 New Mexico	Move to New Mexico... We just ignore 'em. 2001 Dodge Dakota 408 All Motor 11.27 @ 117.83 mph 2017 NM Mopar Challenge Series Champion.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478647 09/24/09 09:52 PM 09/24/09 09:52 PM
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 316 Ohio L Lil Wedge enthusiast
Lil Wedge enthusiast L Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 316 Ohio	Or judging the stripe at bridges on the freeway!!

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: Lil Wedge] #478648 09/24/09 09:57 PM 09/24/09 09:57 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	ohhh my goodness i thought it was just me

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: Adobedude] #478649 09/24/09 10:00 PM 09/24/09 10:00 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 9,366 Lehigh Acres, Florida rickstershemi master
rickstershemi master Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 9,366 Lehigh Acres, Florida	Quote: Move to New Mexico... We just ignore 'em. Stop Signs too.....used to live there just outside of Portales in Arch Rickster

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478650 09/24/09 10:01 PM 09/24/09 10:01 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,918 Akron, Ohio ProSport I Live Here
ProSport I Live Here Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,918 Akron, Ohio	I have a horrible habit of keeping a bumper ahead of the vehicle next to me, just hoping it turns into a race. 1970 Challenger, all aluminum 528 Hemi, HDK suspension, Tremec 5 speed manual

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ProSport] #478651 09/24/09 10:19 PM 09/24/09 10:19 PM
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,596 BX, CT, FL. B B1KILLER pro stock
B1KILLER pro stock B Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,596 BX, CT, FL.	Ive said it before on here, I even find myself racing NYC cabs, lite 2 lite, my friends pick on me all the time for that. 5504148-Frontofshop.jpg (22 downloads)

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478652 09/24/09 10:26 PM 09/24/09 10:26 PM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 742 Oak Harbor, WA W Wicked49670dart super stock
Wicked49670dart super stock W Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 742 Oak Harbor, WA	That's too funny, I do the same thing. The funny part of this I always holeshot the guy next to me.... 70 Dart 3400 496 New Best 6.15@110.37 660ft, 9.76@135 with a 1.34 60ft

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478653 09/24/09 11:08 PM 09/24/09 11:08 PM
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 267 usa H hot67cuda enthusiast
hot67cuda enthusiast H Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 267 usa	I can here your old van saying help me help me.lol

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: hot67cuda] #478654 09/24/09 11:20 PM 09/24/09 11:20 PM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 10,542 BROOK PARK, OH WILD BILL Senior Member of the Junior Dragster Club
WILD BILL Senior Member of the Junior Dragster Club Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 10,542 BROOK PARK, OH	I've acctually come up on the conv to get the hole shot at a stop light

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: WILD BILL] #478655 09/25/09 12:16 AM 09/25/09 12:16 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,647 aotearoa rebel master
rebel master Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,647 aotearoa	i regularly roll into poll position at the lights but it annoys the hell out of me when a tosser on a scooter creeps thru & parks in front of me before the lights change. at one particular set of lights it was very common to have a scooter do this & one particular morn'n i knocked the idiot off his scooter. cops showed up but lucky for me the tosser didn't have a licence so i wasn't fined. one day i'm going to drive over one of these annoying lil sh..s

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: rebel] #478656 09/25/09 07:09 AM 09/25/09 07:09 AM
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,260 Las Vegas NV moparmanjames pro stock
moparmanjames pro stock Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,260 Las Vegas NV	Quote: i regularly roll into poll position at the lights but it annoys the hell out of me when a tosser on a scooter creeps thru & parks in front of me before the lights change. at one particular set of lights it was very common to have a scooter do this & one particular morn'n i knocked the idiot off his scooter. cops showed up but lucky for me the tosser didn't have a licence so i wasn't fined. one day i'm going to drive over one of these annoying lil sh..s Haha, been awhile since I heard the term "tosser". "Bloody Shirtlifter" is a good one too.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478657 09/25/09 01:01 PM 09/25/09 01:01 PM
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,080 organ M maximum entropy master
maximum entropy master M Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,080 organ	i do that all the time. my psychiatrist said that's perfectly normal. healthy, even. for what is the good life if not doing things thoughtfully?

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: maximum entropy] #478658 09/25/09 04:13 PM 09/25/09 04:13 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	well im glad its not just me. other than a 18 wheeler pulled a hole shot on me today

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478659 09/25/09 04:31 PM 09/25/09 04:31 PM
Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 279 Mid Missouri E ETASPEN enthusiast
ETASPEN enthusiast E Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 279 Mid Missouri	Don't forget about recliner racing practice tree's...especially Pro Stock

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478660 09/25/09 04:32 PM 09/25/09 04:32 PM
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 350 Sidney,Ohio C challenger1320 enthusiast
challenger1320 enthusiast C Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 350 Sidney,Ohio	A blind kid on a moped could hole shot the van Last edited by challenger1320; 09/25/09 04:33 PM.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: moparmanjames] #478661 09/25/09 04:36 PM 09/25/09 04:36 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,647 aotearoa rebel master
rebel master Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,647 aotearoa	Quote: Haha, been awhile since I heard the term "tosser". . you wouldn't believe how many words i went thru that i didn't get the [Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean] on the proof read. tosser was close enough to get the ok from moparts. so many common phrases are banned on this site, even words we hear on national tv progs get banned. this site is like being in a 30 years ago church sometimes.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478662 09/25/09 05:00 PM 09/25/09 05:00 PM
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 866 Winnipeg ,Mb. CA. chryco super stock
chryco super stock Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 866 Winnipeg ,Mb. CA.	Quote: how come every time i pull up to a stop light doesnt matter what type of car im driving it turns into a practice tree? i think i need help! You mean they`re NOT practice trees !!!!!???? Gas is fer washin' parts ....Alky`s fer drinkin' ...Nitro`s fer Racin'!

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: challenger1320] #478663 09/25/09 05:10 PM 09/25/09 05:10 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	that kid wasnt blind. blind in one eye couldnt see out the other and his moped had a hemi. and i think he went red

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478664 09/25/09 05:18 PM 09/25/09 05:18 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 948 Alliance, Ohio V Valiant_Showoff super stock
Valiant_Showoff super stock V Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 948 Alliance, Ohio	Quote: how come every time i pull up to a stop light doesnt matter what type of car im driving it turns into a practice tree? i think i need help! Glad it's not just me.........

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: Valiant_Showoff] #478665 09/25/09 09:05 PM 09/25/09 09:05 PM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,247 Mt. Vernon, Ohio dartman366 I Live Here
dartman366 I Live Here Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,247 Mt. Vernon, Ohio	Quote: Quote: how come every time i pull up to a stop light doesnt matter what type of car im driving it turns into a practice tree? i think i need help! Glad it's not just me......... And I thought I was the only one that had this problem, it good to see I am not alone. Light travels faster than the speed of sound,,,this is why some people seem bright untill you hear them speak.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478666 09/25/09 09:37 PM 09/25/09 09:37 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 22,873 Chicken coop dustergirl340 Chicken Little
dustergirl340 Chicken Little Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 22,873 Chicken coop	I do it too. I holeshot a newer Corvette next to me at a light while driving my 5-speed rusty pickup truck. Of course he wasn't expecting me to do that and showed me his taillights right away.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: dustergirl340] #478667 09/26/09 06:02 AM 09/26/09 06:02 AM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	man this is great i must be normal. drag racers are just a different breed. yes were special

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478668 09/26/09 10:47 AM 09/26/09 10:47 AM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 864 St Paul MN 7 73swinger super stock
73swinger super stock 7 Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 864 St Paul MN	Why are my reaction times so much better at a stop light Chris Schwartz 73 Swinger 340 12.451 @ 108.78 73 Gold Duster, needs a plan.

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: 73swinger] #478669 09/26/09 11:39 AM 09/26/09 11:39 AM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 290 Norwalk Ohio cudasteve68 enthusiast
cudasteve68 enthusiast Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 290 Norwalk Ohio	My buddy is always leaving off the bottom at stops lights. Everyone keeps waving back at him. Speaking of playing the finish line on the highway... Nine grown (physically) men in a '74 Winnabago traveling the ohio turnpike in route to a slot car race. "sliding" the front tires at every bridge, then opening up the unsilenced thermo-bog. All That was after "treatment"

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: cudasteve68] #478670 09/26/09 12:03 PM 09/26/09 12:03 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 28 SW PA C ctRT member
ctRT member C Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 28 SW PA	So I must be normal it's just my wife that has the problems?

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ctRT] #478671 09/26/09 01:19 PM 09/26/09 01:19 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 85 Michigan 74DUSTER360 member
74DUSTER360 member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 85 Michigan	Quote: man this is great i must be normal. Yeah, Ok Ben

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: 74DUSTER360] #478672 09/26/09 01:55 PM 09/26/09 01:55 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	now if i could get the front wheels off the ground on this 1995 1 ton dodge van 360cu for a decent photo (photo sports) it would great

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478673 09/26/09 05:17 PM 09/26/09 05:17 PM
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,596 BX, CT, FL. B B1KILLER pro stock
B1KILLER pro stock B Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,596 BX, CT, FL.	Feel better now that you think ur normal 5507498-Burnoutbox.jpg (13 downloads)

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: B1KILLER] #478674 09/26/09 08:00 PM 09/26/09 08:00 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	i feel a heck of alot better. now if i could just stop the voices in my head telling me to put nitrous on my work van i will be perfect

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478675 09/26/09 08:32 PM 09/26/09 08:32 PM
Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,910 Eighty Four, PA B G Racing master
B G Racing master Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,910 Eighty Four, PA	Quote: i feel a heck of alot better. now if i could just stop the voices in my head telling me to put nitrous on my work van i will be perfect Ben,your not the only one with issues,I pull hole shots at every stop light also,only problem I pulling a 40ft gooseneck. It was great to see you at Norwalk Bob [IMG]http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq21/ajcasini/max_zpsdppwd9km.jpg[/IMG]

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: B G Racing] #478676 09/26/09 09:08 PM 09/26/09 09:08 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US B ben1692 OP member
ben1692 OP member B Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 156 Michigan, US	good to see all bg racing. your whole race team is first class. always the first to say hello and give a smile. pat yourselfs on the back

Re: man do i have issues......... [Re: ben1692] #478677 09/27/09 06:27 AM 09/27/09 06:27 AM
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 116 Florida mack member
mack member Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 116 Florida	I always thought my brother and I were the only ones to do this??? And I thought WE were special!!!!! Mack Reeves SST 2377 FS/D 2377

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