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Re: Hearing Smite.
[Re: moparpollack]
#413355
04/11/13 07:40 PM
04/11/13 07:40 PM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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It has now been cut in 'twain... 
Pictures or it didn't happen. 
Well? 
Was in penguin smite and blueberry coma and did not stay up long enough to see the deed.
That'll show ya..
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Re: Hearing Smite.
[Re: OzHemi]
#413356
04/11/13 09:43 PM
04/11/13 09:43 PM
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Lil Herman
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It has now been cut in 'twain...
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Well?
Was in penguin smite and blueberry coma and did not stay up long enough to see the deed.
That'll show ya..
What happens when you cut a town car in half?
It turns into a Villager!
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Hearing Smite.
[Re: OzHemi]
#413358
04/11/13 10:05 PM
04/11/13 10:05 PM
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Lil Herman
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What happens when you cut a nacho tostito in half?
You cut the cheese!  
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Hearing Smite.
[Re: OzHemi]
#413361
04/11/13 10:46 PM
04/11/13 10:46 PM
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DirectSubjection
Tacohead. The First and Only
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I've put my hand out the window over 100mph, but i wonder if you could dislocate your shoulder at that speed 
Last edited by DirectSubjection; 04/11/13 10:47 PM.
Ride eternal, shiny and chrome
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Re: Hearing Smite.
[Re: DirectSubjection]
#413362
04/11/13 11:05 PM
04/11/13 11:05 PM
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Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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I've put my hand out the window over 100mph
Waving a tastykake at the time in my general direction? 
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What timing [belt]
[Re: DirectSubjection]
#413365
04/11/13 11:28 PM
04/11/13 11:28 PM
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SoCal
68HemiB
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Today's silly schedule:
Up at 4:30
Travel to South El Monte, start workday at 6:20
Depart S.E.M. at 14:05
In slow & go traffic, approach south I-5 to east SR-78 interchange at 15:30
15:30:10 engine dies doing 45mph in left lane at the start of two lane uphill 270 degree sweeping right transition ramp
15:30:12 evetS kicks car into neutral, hits starter, hears sound of compressionless [timing belt-less] engine
15:30:14 signal right, shoot small gap, coast to right shoulder (which people routinely drive in as they cut the corner) and use last bit of momentum to hop the asphalt berm into the ice plant
15:30:20 dial *AAA on cell phone
15:31:00 after 40 seconds of hold message, get connected to human being
15:33 finish giving particulars and precarious location of dead car, receive ETA estimate of 20 minutes
15:36 receive automated callback confirming tow truck is on the way with ETA of 15:55
15:45 tow truck arrives, driver does temporary hookup, almost gets nailed twice by semis cutting the corner of the curve
15:50 tow truck and car make it off transition ramp to safer location at the side of SR-78, push paper, strap car down
16:10 arrive home, pay small mileage overage + tip, listen to 10 minutes of driver's personal stories
16:20 enter home, unwind, relate story to wife and teenagers, concentrating on object lesson of quick diagnosis and maximizing momentum to get car out of traffic lanes to less dangerous location
16:45 dinner
17:30 confirm broken timing belt, gather tools and spare belt from inventory, install timing belt
18:30 put away tools, clean up, take test drive to gas station, fill up
19:00 return home, unload car (paperwork, laptop, ice chest)
19:15 post story
Down to just a blue car now.
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GreenGreenGreenGreenGreen
[Re: TheBlueBeast]
#413366
04/11/13 11:31 PM
04/11/13 11:31 PM
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68HemiB
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and as an aside, who the HE double toothpicks is "Greenis Envy", and what has he done with TBB????
Down to just a blue car now.
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Smite spreads...
[Re: 68HemiB]
#413367
04/11/13 11:31 PM
04/11/13 11:31 PM
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Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
Penguin-hating Ginger
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Today's silly schedule:
Up at 4:30
Travel to South El Monte, start workday at 6:20
Depart S.E.M. at 14:05
In slow & go traffic, approach south I-5 to east SR-78 interchange at 15:30
15:30:10 engine dies doing 45mph in left lane at the start of two lane uphill 270 degree sweeping right transition ramp
15:30:12 evetS kicks car into neutral, hits starter, hears sound of compressionless [timing belt-less] engine
15:30:14 signal right, shoot small gap, coast to right shoulder (which people routinely drive in as they cut the corner) and use last bit of momentum to hop the asphalt berm into the ice plant
15:30:20 dial *AAA on cell phone
15:31:00 after 40 seconds of hold message, get connected to human being
15:33 finish giving particulars and precarious location of dead car, receive ETA estimate of 20 minutes
15:36 receive automated callback confirming tow truck is on the way with ETA of 15:55
15:45 tow truck arrives, driver does temporary hookup, almost gets nailed twice by semis cutting the corner of the curve
15:50 tow truck and car make it off transition ramp to safer location at the side of SR-78, push paper, strap car down
16:10 arrive home, pay small mileage overage + tip, listen to 10 minutes of driver's personal stories
16:20 enter home, unwind, relate story to wife and teenagers, concentrating on object lesson of quick diagnosis and maximizing momentum to get car out of traffic lanes to less dangerous location
16:45 dinner
17:30 confirm broken timing belt, gather tools and spare belt from inventory, install timing belt
18:30 put away tools, clean up, take test drive to gas station, fill up
19:00 return home, unload car (paperwork, laptop, ice chest)
19:15 post story
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Smite spreads.....
[Re: 68HemiB]
#413369
04/11/13 11:33 PM
04/11/13 11:33 PM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
Penguin-hating Ginger
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and as an aside, who the HE double toothpicks is "Greenis Envy", and what has he done with TBB????
Being green, can only assume it is mold related somehow?
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Re: I saw a sawzall smite a evetS
[Re: 68HemiB]
#413370
04/11/13 11:35 PM
04/11/13 11:35 PM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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What happens when you cut a town car in half?
As I texted to Jeff earlier, I believe it is now a Lincoln To
I might have accidently got too close to your timing belt with the  it sounds like. 
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Re: I saw a sawzall smite a evetS
[Re: 68HemiB]
#413372
04/11/13 11:39 PM
04/11/13 11:39 PM
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Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi
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But seriously
Not allowed in the E.S.T. 
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No, it's not a Stratus or Breeze dammit!
[Re: OzHemi]
#413373
04/11/13 11:48 PM
04/11/13 11:48 PM
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SoCal
68HemiB
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Before I sold the 1998 Champagne-colored Chrysler, i used to do things...
...Cirrusly
(really)
Down to just a blue car now.
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