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Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411759
12/07/12 11:03 PM
12/07/12 11:03 PM
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OzHemi
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Do I have to enjoy it? Can't I merely "tolerate" it?
 
Considering it's expiration date is a year ago, I think even being able to tolerate it might be a stretch. 
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Re: Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411761
12/07/12 11:10 PM
12/07/12 11:10 PM
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OzHemi
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It's not even a meal.
Well... I can think of a certain Mr. Panasonic that does not agree with you.
And I bet he would be none too happy about preparing at great trouble to itself, expired "meals" 
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411762
12/07/12 11:12 PM
12/07/12 11:12 PM
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OzHemi
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I actually created a $190M invoice, intending to attach it to a post asking "is this enough detail?".
The BILL TO was
John D. Pollack
He will remit it to the Canadian office for payment.
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Re: Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: OzHemi]
#411763
12/07/12 11:14 PM
12/07/12 11:14 PM
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68HemiB
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pssst I'm enjoying what is clearly a crate-fresh VB.  (I will probably settle on chips & salsa instead of expired  )
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411765
12/07/12 11:17 PM
12/07/12 11:17 PM
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OzHemi
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Pssst.... If wine is better after being stored in a wooden barrel, VB being stored in a wooden barrel (that was rectangular shaped) must be even better. Chips sounds like a good idea..
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411768
12/07/12 11:22 PM
12/07/12 11:22 PM
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OzHemi
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Hopefully, they won't pay in Canadian Dollars*
(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
There is no such thing as a Canadian dollar.... 
That is why they are not able to pay for things.
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: OzHemi]
#411769
12/07/12 11:23 PM
12/07/12 11:23 PM
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TheBlueBeast
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Hopefully, they won't pay in Canadian Dollars*
(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
There is no such thing as a Canadian dollar....
That is why they are not able to pay for things.
They do not even have ham.
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411770
12/07/12 11:24 PM
12/07/12 11:24 PM
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OzHemi
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(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
What is your feeling on Liters in that case?
And would your microwave tell you to enjoy a boiled imperial gallon of water as much as it would a "normal" gallon of water? 
And...is an imperial gallon, a meal?
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
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12/07/12 11:24 PM
12/07/12 11:24 PM
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MuuMuu101
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I have a very demanding microwave.
After the elapsed cooking time is up, it beeps, and commands in the little scrolling information window
"ENJOY YOUR MEAL"
Do I have to enjoy it? Can't I merely "tolerate" it?
Is a bag of popcorn really a "meal"?
What if I am only microwaving June Bugs to see if they pop?
(perspiring minds want to know)
Don't remind me... I have to start using the microwave for all my leftovers and frozen delights. My beloved toaster oven just died on me 3 days ago. You will be missed Toasty! RIP April 2010 - December 2012 
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411773
12/07/12 11:29 PM
12/07/12 11:29 PM
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TheBlueBeast
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(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
What is your feeling on Liters in that case?
And would your microwave tell you to enjoy a boiled imperial gallon of water as much as it would a "normal" gallon of water?
And...is an imperial gallon, a meal?
My microwave would probably scroll fictitious unit of measure if I put in an "Imperial Gallon".
"Liters", on the other hand, are real.
I have consumed 1.75 of them before.
But not in one sitting.
And it wasn't microwaved.
But I enjoyed it.
Did it look like this?
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411774
12/07/12 11:29 PM
12/07/12 11:29 PM
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OzHemi
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I have consumed 1.75 of them before.
But not in one sitting.
And it wasn't microwaved.
But I enjoyed it.
I would have assumed if you had consumed 1.75 liters at one time, you would not be sitting, but passed out on the floor.
And you might have enjoyed it, but how did your microwave feel ?
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