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Re: Towcester not Toaster
[Re: moparpollack]
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12/06/12 10:06 PM
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OzHemi
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If you ever wondered its Towcester United Kingdom not Toaster United Kingdom.
That is all in today's lesson in translation from Indian to Polish to English. 
What about if you retranslated it from Polish, to English, black to Polish, and into evetS ? 
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Re: Towcester not Toaster
[Re: OzHemi]
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12/06/12 10:09 PM
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Lil Herman
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Quote:
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If you ever wondered its Towcester United Kingdom not Toaster United Kingdom.
That is all in today's lesson in translation from Indian to Polish to English.
What about if you retranslated it from Polish, to English, black to Polish, and into evetS ?
That would be you man we need to crisper the bread gnikooc.
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Toasted PLF smite
[Re: moparpollack]
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12/06/12 10:11 PM
12/06/12 10:11 PM
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OzHemi
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If you ever wondered its Towcester United Kingdom not Toaster United Kingdom.
That is all in today's lesson in translation from Indian to Polish to English.
What about if you retranslated it from Polish, to English, black to Polish, and into evetS ?
That would be you man we need to crisper the bread gnikooc.
Toast you say ? ....Hmmmmmmm
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: OzHemi]
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12/06/12 10:12 PM
12/06/12 10:12 PM
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65 in a 40? 
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Towcester not Toaster
[Re: 68HemiB]
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12/06/12 10:15 PM
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OzHemi
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and Lieutenant becomes LEFTtenant.
No such thing as a Right-tenant than ?
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: OzHemi]
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12/06/12 10:19 PM
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65 in a 40?
158 mph in a 62 zone. 
Meh
Let's see him do that on the other side of he road. 
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: moparpollack]
#411745
12/07/12 02:27 AM
12/07/12 02:27 AM
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OzHemi
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65 in a 40?
158 mph in a 62 zone.
Meh
Let's see him do that on the other side of he road.
And with the steering wheel on the wrong side.. 
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Re: Silly Smite
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12/07/12 09:46 PM
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Today's work silliness: Seems a contractor is $170M behind in billing for work completed in 2010. All we ask is that they send a detailed bill but the cant find the paperwork. they claim well the planes are flying so we must have done the work.  we did a little more research and found $21M more that they could be billing us for but we ain't saying nothing. Oh and we also found a fake insurance policy that looked like it was made up by a thirteen old who forged a signature on a report card. 
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Silly Smite
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12/07/12 10:33 PM
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OzHemi
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Charging this would get me mad points on my account! 
Don't forget to drop it off to get painted a better color before you start driving it.  
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: moparpollack]
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12/07/12 10:33 PM
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OzHemi
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Today's work silliness:
Seems a contractor is $170M behind in billing for work completed in 2010. All we ask is that they send a detailed bill but the cant find the paperwork. they claim well the planes are flying so we must have done the work. we did a little more research and found $21M more that they could be billing us for but we ain't saying nothing.
Oh and we also found a fake insurance policy that looked like it was made up by a thirteen old who forged a signature on a report card.
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: OzHemi]
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12/07/12 10:39 PM
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68HemiB
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I have a very demanding microwave. After the elapsed cooking time is up, it beeps, and commands in the little scrolling information window "ENJOY YOUR MEAL" Do I have to enjoy it? Can't I merely "tolerate" it? Is a bag of popcorn really a "meal"? What if I am only microwaving June Bugs to see if they pop? (perspiring minds want to know) 
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: OzHemi]
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12/07/12 10:41 PM
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Oz peep! 
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: moparpollack]
#411753
12/07/12 10:42 PM
12/07/12 10:42 PM
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68HemiB
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I actually created a $190M invoice, intending to attach it to a post asking "is this enough detail?". The BILL TO was John D. Pollack Cubicle 44 and the remit to was evetS Alas, I started with one of my standard invoice forms, and it contained too many WORD-only formatting to be saved as a .TXT (and the board software won't let you attach a .DOC file). 
Down to just a blue car now.
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