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Re: Full court smite [Re: Tesla_HV] #406935
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Re: Full court smite [Re: OzHemi] #406936
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Re: Full court smite [Re: OzHemi] #406937
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Re: Full court smite [Re: DirectSubjection] #406938
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Re: Full court smite [Re: DirectSubjection] #406939
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Maybe a relaxing time in Club 0 would help ?





They do have VB and smite




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Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406940
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Question:

If you had jury duty on TLaPD, could you sentence someone to walk the plank?

How cool would that be?

Or: "Your honor, we find the defendant guilty, and recommend that you tie the scurvy dog to the yardarm!"


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: 68HemiB] #406941
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Turns out I got dismissed before I even got there - maybe something makes them think I'm biased?


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406942
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You smelt fishy?


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: 68HemiB] #406943
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I suspect the judge might have had a certain color hair


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406944
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I did arrive home to a mysterious gift of TastyKakes


Thanks to whoever sent them!


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406945
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I suspect the judge might have had a certain color hair




I think it was the request you had to update the epic silly thread on the hour that got you dismissed.


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: moparpollack] #406946
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I was perfectly willing to listen to a defendant's story completely before pronouncing him guilty


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406947
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The eyes of justice are blind after all...

Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406948
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I was perfectly willing to listen to a defendant's story completely before pronouncing him guilty




It might of been the part where you explained to the judge that the defendant should be beat to death with a Panther track pin.

And that later you would make a smiley of it.

Re: Jury of his piers [Re: Morty426] #406949
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I was perfectly willing to listen to a defendant's story completely before pronouncing him guilty




It might of been the part where you explained to the judge that the defendant should be beat to death with a Panther track pin.

And that later you would make a smiley of it.




I'd be fair - felony crimes would get the heavier Tiger track pin instead


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406950
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I was perfectly willing to listen to a defendant's story completely before pronouncing him guilty




It might of been the part where you explained to the judge that the defendant should be beat to death with a Panther track pin.

And that later you would make a smiley of it.




I'd be fair - felony crimes would get the heavier Tiger track pin instead




Eye see that you are trying to put the just in justice.

Eye don't think they do it that way anymore. It's no longer a trial of your peers - it's a trail by 12 people that belong in a Monty Python village idiot skit.

Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406951
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I was perfectly willing to listen to a defendant's story completely before pronouncing him guilty




It might of been the part where you explained to the judge that the defendant should be beat to death with a Panther track pin.

And that later you would make a smiley of it.




I'd be fair - felony crimes would get the heavier Tiger track pin instead





Re: Jury of his piers [Re: DirectSubjection] #406952
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Oh, and things sure have been lately with container stuff...

Re: Jury of his piers [Re: OzHemi] #406953
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Oh, and things sure have been lately with the stuffed container...




Insert Tostito into container smite!


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Re: Jury of his piers [Re: OzHemi] #406954
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Oh, and things sure have been lately with container stuff...




Sounds like job security

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