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Re: V quarts of boat DID fit in that gallon container
[Re: amxautox]
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11/23/11 09:07 AM
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Mr.Yuck
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BAD PARROT
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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Re: V quarts of boat DID fit in that gallon container
[Re: Mr.Yuck]
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11/23/11 11:02 AM
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DirectSubjection
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Last edited by DirectSubjection; 11/24/11 12:48 AM.
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Can you guess
[Re: DirectSubjection]
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11/23/11 01:10 PM
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I picked up a certain flavor of perogi last weekend. Can you guess which one ? http://alexandrapierogi.com/pierogi.php?lang=usAlso for my wife's birthday we had the blueberry birthday cake. 
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Re: Can you guess
[Re: moparpollack]
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11/23/11 01:12 PM
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OzHemi
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I picked up a certain flavor of perogi last weekend. Can you guess which one ?
Potato and chedder cheese if you were smart. 
And  for your wife getting stuck with such an inferior berry for her birthday. 
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Re: V quarts of boat DID fit in that gallon container
[Re: DirectSubjection]
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11/23/11 01:14 PM
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OzHemi
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I see you have changed to an appropriate holiday smiley..   
Recreating when the Pengrims sat down to a bountiful Smite with the Pengpanoag tribe.  
Fixed  
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Re: Can you guess
[Re: OzHemi]
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11/23/11 01:19 PM
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Lil Herman
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I picked up a certain flavor of perogi last weekend. Can you guess which one ?
Potato and chedder cheese if you were smart.
And for your wife getting stuck with such an inferior berry for her birthday.
Notice there was no raspberry available.
I could only carry 1 home. But my second choice was cabbage and mushroom.
Did you blueberry mate from Oz go home yet? Looks like you would need the strength that only blueberries could give for that many containers.
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: V quarts of boat DID fit in that gallon container
[Re: Morty426]
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11/23/11 01:25 PM
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OzHemi
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Happy Turkey Day Eve you turkeys 
"They" are  s not turkeys...there is a difference of some sort or other I assume. 
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Penguin nutrition label
[Re: 68HemiB]
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11/23/11 01:32 PM
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68HemiB
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and perhaps blueberry skins.
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: Why did the salmon cross the road?
[Re: 68HemiB]
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11/23/11 01:34 PM
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OzHemi
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Penguins are made from blubber and compressed snow.
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Re: Penguin nutrition label
[Re: 68HemiB]
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11/23/11 01:37 PM
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Lil Herman
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and perhaps blueberry skins.
No I was thinking they were made from black berries.
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Re: Penguin nutrition label
[Re: 68HemiB]
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11/23/11 01:39 PM
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OzHemi
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and perhaps blueberry skins.
Shaped into a Gary or Barry form.
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Re: Penguin nutrition label
[Re: OzHemi]
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11/23/11 01:43 PM
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Lil Herman
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Where would you get that many skins from?
56 Plaza 63 D100 step side 67 Coronet, 68 Roadrunner, 69 Super Bees, 69 Coronet 500 convertible, 70 Roadrunner Post, 79 D150 360, and a severe case of Mopar a,d,d
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Re: Why did the salmon cross the road?
[Re: 68HemiB]
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11/23/11 02:44 PM
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Morty426
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Happy Turkey Day Eve you turkeys
"They" are s not turkeys...there is a difference of some sort or other I assume.
Turkeys are made from tasty, edible meat.
Penguins are made from blubber and compressed snow.
It's disturbing because it sounds like you are speaking from personal knowledge
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