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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: DrCharles]
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03/25/10 12:26 PM
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For the grammatically challenged:
It's "is not", it isn't "ain't", and it's "it's", not "its", if you mean it is. If you don't, it's "its". Then too, it's "hers". It isn't "her's". It
isn't "our's" either. It's "ours", and likewise "yours" and "theirs".
There will be a quiz at 11
What if you were an ice cream sandwich?
Wood it be:
Your an its its
our
You're an its its
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Re: Eye've been Smited.
[Re: MileHighDart]
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03/25/10 05:20 PM
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DrCharles
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Hmmmm, What the heck is this thread about anyway ?
It is the EPIC SILLY THREAD
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Oh, Look at the cute fuzzy kitty cat !
Where????
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Re: Eye've been Smited.
[Re: DrCharles]
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03/25/10 08:19 PM
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Oh, Look at the cute fuzzy kitty cat !
Where????
They are all cute until they scratch out your eyes while you sleep 
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Re: Eye've been Smited.
[Re: OzHemi]
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03/25/10 09:09 PM
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She sleeps enough, she might as well be a Zombie !
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: Morty426]
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03/25/10 11:31 PM
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OzHemi
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For the grammatically challenged:
It's "is not", it isn't "ain't", and it's "it's", not "its", if you mean it is. If you don't, it's "its". Then too, it's "hers". It isn't "her's". It
isn't "our's" either. It's "ours", and likewise "yours" and "theirs".
There will be a quiz at 11
What if you were an ice cream sandwich?
I had an ice cream sandwich today actually...and trying to determ the correct way to punctuate things was the least of my thoughts 
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: OzHemi]
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03/25/10 11:34 PM
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For the grammatically challenged:
It's "is not", it isn't "ain't", and it's "it's", not "its", if you mean it is. If you don't, it's "its". Then too, it's "hers". It isn't "her's". It
isn't "our's" either. It's "ours", and likewise "yours" and "theirs".
There will be a quiz at 11
What if you were an ice cream sandwich?
I had an ice cream sandwich today actually...and trying to determ the correct way to punctuate things was the least of my thoughts
Why would you put sand between witches? So they don't float?  
Tom
"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."
-Henry David Thoreau
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: OzHemi]
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03/26/10 03:31 PM
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Witches float (because they are made of wood)...so they want to be near water...hence the sand. 
If sandwitches are made of witches
and witches are made of wood
and wood is used to make paper
Does sandpaper float?
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: Morty426]
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03/26/10 06:19 PM
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DrCharles
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Witches float (because they are made of wood)...so they want to be near water...hence the sand.
If sandwitches are made of witches
and witches are made of wood
and wood is used to make paper
Does sandpaper float?
Sandpaper is made from very small rocks... so:
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: DrCharles]
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03/26/10 07:28 PM
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OzHemi
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Witches float (because they are made of wood)...so they want to be near water...hence the sand.
If sandwitches are made of witches
and witches are made of wood
and wood is used to make paper
Does sandpaper float?
Sandpaper is made from very small rocks... so:
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
 of course....but also begs the question....if sandpaper is both paper and rock, does that mean you should never play a game of rock-paper-scissors with sandpaper?
(aside from the fact it's a witch and could Smite you for winning..  )
And as a by-the-way,as-well.....  cookies sure sound good Barry! 
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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03/26/10 07:38 PM
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Yes, it does.
Even with a penguin cookie on top.
What grit paper is that?
The corser the grit, the more rock in it, and the less likely to float (unless it is witchrock)
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Re: ZLF food prep 101.
[Re: OzHemi]
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03/26/10 07:41 PM
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240 & it is STILL floating. Note to self; Self, If you go out on a boat, bring sandpaper - just in case.
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